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[ARKHAN THE BLACK]

>Chesnaught was a real woman janny on the sharty all along
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He's not a party janny. Not as far as I am aware of at least.

 

[Catter]

He's not a party janny. Not as far as I am aware at least.

So moon was just making up shit like always lole

 

[pig]

So moon was just making up shit like always lole

 

[JerkOffYonathan]

Wait, why is my section so fucking long? What the fuck did I do to GlueMetropolis?

no really why is my section longer than any other of the more important people

 

[Catter]

>Larping as a pedophile is bad unless it's one of my real woman jannies doing it.
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Kek he actually tried defending what stephen posted by saying
>That's not pretending to be a pedophile, dummy. That's making a blatantly obvious joke to MOCK people who pretend to be pedophiles.
Except we all know he is only defending him because he is a janny real woman on there and if it was a shroom user posting that then he would say "ALL SHROOMERS ARE PEDOS" or some other bullshit.

 

[JerkOffYonathan]

Kek he actually tried defending what stephen posted by saying
>That's not pretending to be a pedophile, dummy. That's making a blatantly obvious joke to MOCK people who pretend to be pedophiles.
Except we all know he is only defending him because he is a janny real woman on there and if it was a shroom user posting that then he would say "ALL SHROOMERS ARE PEDOS" or some other bullshit.

The thing is, noobfarms doesn't even allow pedo larp. If moon went after it for being a group of suicide ironists thinking it's an actual group, I could see ignorance or concern there, but no, literally one of the top threads says pedo LARPers/ironists should kill themselves. Lel. https://noobfarms.org/threads/psa-pedo-irony-is-lame-and-gay.152/#post-1541

 

[Catter]

The thing is, noobfarms doesn't even allow pedo larp. If he went after it for being a group of suicide ironists thinking it's an actual group, I could see ignorance or concern there, but no, literally one of the top threads says pedo LARPers/ironists should kill themselves. Lel. https://noobfarms.org/threads/psa-pedo-irony-is-lame-and-gay.152/#post-1541

Moon clearly doesn't care about getting rid of pedos considering he unbanned noobigger, (In)CelibatePsycho, p0rt42, Astrofene, etc. He is clearly doing to own da shroombigots while only making himself look like a fool.

 

[JerkOffYonathan]

Moon clearly doesn't care about getting rid of pedos considering he unbanned noobigger, (In)CelibatePsycho, p0rt42, Astrofene, etc. He is clearly doing to own da shroombigots while only making himself look like a fool.

>we need to unban all the pedophiles so it can be like the old net guyz!!!

 

[Zeed]

Wait, why is my section so fucking long? What the fuck did I do to GlueMetropolis?

Probably for being a former UTTP real woman.

 

[Catter]

 

[JerkOffYonathan]

Probably for being a former UTTP real woman.

FPS and a bunch of other of those noobs are getting molested in prison rn, btw. I prayed for it.

 

[Dagonet]

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Damn word filter

 

[Catter]

Damn word filter

I edited it boiiiiii

 

[ARKHAN THE BLACK]

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I can't believe the paranoid schizophrenic found out my master plan of saying a shroom janny is not a party janny so I can justify to the people who like me that I am smarter than them (I am not smart) to prove someone on the shroom janny team is not a party janny and guarantee that a guy on a splinter site is not part of the party's team which "censored" 3 sentences on a free-to-edit wiki page for a splinter of a splinter of an imageboard.

 

[JerkOffYonathan]

I can't believe the paranoid schizophrenic found out my master plan of saying a shroom janny is not a party janny so I can justify to the people who like me that I am smarter than them (I am not smart) to prove someone on the shroom janny team is not a party janny and guarantee that a guy on a splinter site is not part of the party's team which "censored" 3 sentences on a free-to-edit wiki page for a splinter of a splinter of an imageboard.

how did MoonMetropolis know our heckin master plan!??! we've been planning this on 'cord for months with quote and the creator of bobs burgers or something

 

[Catter]

how did GlueMetropolis know our heckin master plan!??! we've been planning this on 'cord for months with quote and the creator of bobs burgers or something

Don't forget Seth Macfarlane!

 

[JerkOffYonathan]

Don't forget Seth Macfarlane!

i can't believe we got Seth Macfarlane to betray the IDF so we could assassinate moonmetropolis

 

[Catter]

i can't believe we got Seth Macfarlane to betray the IDF so we could assassinate GlueMetropolis

This is even worse than the time moon got in jail for larping as a terrorist!

 

[Rot]

I can't believe the paranoid schizophrenic found out my master plan of saying a shroom janny is not a party janny so I can justify to the people who like me that I am smarter than them (I am not smart) to prove someone on the shroom janny team is not a party janny and guarantee that a guy on a splinter site is not part of the party's team which "censored" 3 sentences on a free-to-edit wiki page for a splinter of a splinter of an imageboard.

ok but DOLL you are known colloquially across the soysphere as the "Father of Lies" and you even depict yourself with little demon horns on your soyjak character not to mention you refer to all your followers as "The Demon Squad" and "The Little Devilings" it's kinda fucked up and no one can ever really believe you ever I mean like seriously.

 

[JerkOffYonathan]

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ok but DOLL you are known colloquially across the soysphere as the Father of Lies and you even depict yourself with little demon horns on your soyjak character not to mention you refer to all your follows as "The Demon Squad" and "The Little Devilings" it's kinda fucked up and no one can ever really believe you ever I mean like seriously.

DOLL groomed me into killing my pet rock and becoming a satanist