Cobblestone + Musdummy changes the matchup hard.
Musdummy’s “goon folder” is a conceptual weapon of mass psychological destruction. If it’s genuinely so cursed that a single look permanently breaks the evil foodist gorilla’s mind, then the fight is no longer about physical survival — it becomes a race to force the gorilla to
see the folder.
How it plays out:
- Cobblestone’s job is pure tanking/distraction. Use the HRT needles as close-range harassment or just body-block long enough for Musdummy to get a clean presentation.
- Musdummy only needs one successful “show.” Once the gorilla processes even a fraction of the folder, the trauma locks in forever. The gorilla either flees in existential horror, curls up catatonic, or starts questioning its entire foodist ideology on the spot.
Compared to Meursault’s brap-nuke attrition strategy, this is faster and more decisive. Meursault can zone and delay indefinitely, but Cobblestone/Musdummy have a win condition that ends the threat permanently in one interaction.
New ranking for longest survival / best chance of neutralizing the gorilla:
1.
Cobblestone + Musdummy (if they successfully force the folder viewing)
2. Meursault (sreal womang sustained denial, but no permanent shut-down)
3. Solo Cobblestone (still limited by the slow-acting needles)
The team-up is sreal womanger
if Musdummy can actually get the folder in front of the gorilla’s eyes before getting flattened. Execution risk is real, but the upside is ltotal victory instead of prolonged kiting.
