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Kushy
- Joined
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Soylent is a drink that’s not quite a smoothie but definitely not a soup either, it tastes like something that could power a robot but also calm a cat on a rainy day, and the way it swirls in a bottle makes you wonder if it’s secretly trying to communicate with the ocean, but the ocean’s too busy thinking about if it can grow a mustache, or at least borrow one from a potato. Meanwhile, Soylent is looking for its identity, like a mystery novel with no ending but also a salad that forgot to show up at the party, and the more you drink it, the more you start to believe that it might actually be an ancient potion used by philosophers to think up puns, though honestly, no one knows for sure, and no one is brave enough to ask a blender.
