>I wake up every morning and eat a nice big bowl of shit bran.
  • Welcome. Registering and having your account be approved may take a while since there's only one guy checking and approving accounts and guestposts
  • Boards are being moved around and added. Leave feedback in this thread and let jannies move your threads

StudioExcréments's life

1780151775431.png
I was sent this by someone on discord, i have in no way interacted with that person they took a screenshot of me in the shed with my cam on smoking hash and sent this AI image to me.
 
Click to expand...
2 days ago i held my methpipe (used for smoking hash) too hard and it exploded in my hand, this morning a couple minutes ago as of now my uncle waved to me and his right middle finger was all bandaged up, i thus held up my right hand and waved backed showing my right middle finger was also bandaged.
 
It was boring af i did a line of molly with some guy and played chess with him on the dance floor, i was too drunk so i gave up, i felt like leaving cuz it was'nt my style but the chick were cute so i go on the quest to buy a condom, i then realise it's 1 in the morning and everything is closed but then i get saved my an angel, two bums sleeoing high on fent omone of them with a meth pipe, i grab the pipe clean the bit my mouth goes onto and smoke the meth left in there. I am now on my way home so yeah boring life but atleast i am stimmed out.
 
Started going to college again, i am currently one of only 5 boys in the class so yeah i am both scared and excited to know that i will be the only available guy in half my classes as the group distribution gave me as the only other guy some aspie (we immediatly became friends) who quoted rick and morty to me as like some inspirational shit and somehow has a gf (tbh i would be surprised if she was'nt on discord) also i want to make sure everybody understands that he is straight up one of the smartest man i have met in my life, sure he is reddit-ish but i would borrow money from the hell's angels to invest into what ever company he might one day start up because man... i am jealous of how smart he is. Anyways as usual i have been abusing substances to cope with social anxiety i believe i might start drinking a 300-600ml of ??alc% before class to chill.
 
College is going fine, have'nt become an alcoholic like post above predicted but i guess i started smoking cigs again, just not as many and not outside of college. Have'nt really been that socially outgoing since my classes are full of moronic starbuck bitches but i did notice this one really cute black girl, have'nt talked to her much yet but shes smart. Me and Aspie2 are good friend but for some dummyed reason hes trying to keep his college life and his drug life apart so he dont wanna get fucked up afterclass (although i have a feeling things are gonna change, like he started off saying he was sticking sober and like 3 days later bro started smoking up before philosophy classes). Today i had to go on a side quest to find someone with a ligther since i forgot mine at home and all these stupid nu-noobs are sucking robot dick so it took 15 minutes until i found to 40 something year old nurse who thankfully fit the stereotype of the 3 pack a day nurse.
 
I experienced my first hangover, this week end me and my brother went to a bar together for the first time. It was really chill we had a couple beers but then my brother went full incel "i am human trash blablabla nobody likes me blablabla i am a big insecure baby" which i found quite funny seeing as hes a ftm pooner, anyways i tried convincing him that he was spewing bullshit but he did not care so i brought him to aspie2 (thinking abt i am going to call him RnM aspie because he said RnM as if i would know that stands for rick and morty and that's funny) since this noob got a heart of gold (hes genuinly trying to fix his BPD gf lol) and he can help people feel better. We get to his place, him and my bro recognized each other from the smoke spot in their high school and the mini therapy sesh started while i was playing with his cat who's name is just "any slur for noobs". Then the roomate comes in and aparently hes got a problem called way too much booze and no space for it, moral of the story he gives me 3/4 of a bottle of pre mixed rum (20%) and a 375ml of brandy (41%). Now i dont really know what happened but i kinda forgot that alcohol is'nt water and within less than 30 minutes both bottles we're within my stomach and i was face down unconscious in the concrete, i was put in a car and transported home. Next morning i woke up drunk and vomiting, i then vomited, and vomited, and vomited, and vomited, and finnally fell asleep, woke up and was finnally able to hydrate myself as up until then nothing could go in with out leaving within a minute. Moral of the story is i am now physically repulsed by alcohol and i started getting meth cravings again lol.
 
StudioExcréments said:
I experienced my first hangover, this week end me and my brother went to a bar together for the first time. It was really chill we had a couple beers but then my brother went full incel "i am human trash blablabla nobody likes me blablabla i am a big insecure baby" which i found quite funny seeing as hes a ftm pooner, anyways i tried convincing him that he was spewing bullshit but he did not care so i brought him to aspie2 (thinking abt i am going to call him RnM aspie because he said RnM as if i would know that stands for rick and morty and that's funny) since this noob got a heart of gold (hes genuinly trying to fix his BPD gf lol) and he can help people feel better. We get to his place, him and my bro recognized each other from the smoke spot in their high school and the mini therapy sesh started while i was playing with his cat who's name is just "any slur for noobs". Then the roomate comes in and aparently hes got a problem called way too much booze and no space for it, moral of the story he gives me 3/4 of a bottle of pre mixed rum (20%) and a 375ml of brandy (41%). Now i dont really know what happened but i kinda forgot that alcohol is'nt water and within less than 30 minutes both bottles we're within my stomach and i was face down unconscious in the concrete, i was put in a car and transported home. Next morning i woke up drunk and vomiting, i then vomited, and vomited, and vomited, and vomited, and finnally fell asleep, woke up and was finnally able to hydrate myself as up until then nothing could go in with out leaving within a minute. Moral of the story is i am now physically repulsed by alcohol and i started getting meth cravings again lol.
Click to expand...
>reffering to your pooner sibling as he
 

Similar threads

_73
feed the posts of dead users into an AI to bring them back to life as a chatbot posting here
    • Giga
    • Keyed
    • Neutral
2
Replies
35
Views
317
Jimbot
Jimbot
sage
what if Claus's texture came from a real life dead body
    • Neutral
Replies
3
Views
31
Apolloyon
Apolloyon
MrObsessed
>Cut my life into pieces
Replies
1
Views
37
lifesucksthenyoudie
lifesucksthenyoudie
Lateral
If you found a real-life Christpill, what would you do with it?
Replies
12
Views
142
George Humphreys
George Humphreys
dap
life after you rape donald j. trump:
    • Groovy!
Replies
3
Views
70
kriper2004
kriper2004

Members online

Total: 1,160 (members: 24, guests: 1,136)

Latest posts

Back
Top Bottom