>"Halfbrick" and yet you guys seems to be fully bricked when you start talking about your "jolteon"
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Suggest names for this brim i made

Fish

Fish
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At least my Kiwijak is better than Onzikn's Kiwijak
Can we like not make fun of xer? Onzikn lives such a hard life
>Be onzikn, actually the blackest noobmutt slave descendant to ever grace the shithole known as brazil.
>Wake up in your humble favela, sleeping on the floor as your bed was stolen during the night.
>Avoid the stray bullets flying into your metal shack and roll your way to your jartysoft™ computer.
>Close the 1488 tabs of pooner pegging porn you left open last night and go on soyjak.forum to goot to every foid on the website.
>Get hungry and realize you're out of sopa de macaco to eat. You have to face your worst fears and go outside now.
>Realize you can't fit through the door out of your metal shack due to being a fat noobmutt.
>Break through the wall with your weight and take a step outside.
>Get immediately kidnapped and have your organs harvested due to living in a shithole favela.
>Wake up in an alley alive again because your organs are utterly damaged and worthless after years of eating goyslop and gooting
>Get shot by a hitman due to not paying protection money to the cartel
>Bullet bounces off your melanin due to your skin color absorbing all energy
>Cry like a cacaot and go to sleep

pray for this kindred soul
 
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