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[Apeson]

noobs who can't build without following an existing build are not human.

Also i once had someone join a singleplayer world for a few seconds back in like 2012 before the whole game froze and i still don't know how it happened or who it was. It was a pirated copy of minecraft so it may have been some kind of
>heccin lost media
virus. Actually the whole computer might have been bricked, i still don't remember very well.

 

[Apeson]

I literally only own minecraft legitimately because i bought it back in like 2023 to play with a girl i liked.

 

[PRINCEssparkles]

Once i gooned hands-free, this is not a joke.

ok but how though

 

[Apeson]

ok but how though

shut up shut the fuck up.

 

[PRINCEssparkles]

noobs who can't build without following an existing build are not human.
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does merging inspo pics count

 

[PRINCEssparkles]

shut up shut the fuck up.

No im curious now cuz what if he gave himself a foot job or something

 

[FloydTech]

>Delete this

 

[Sir]

I am balding very strangely.

 

[Sloppyjakky]

I'll beat the fuck out of you

my honest reaction:

 

[Dagonet]

Once i gooned hands-free, this is not a joke.

noob rubbing his shit on a side of the wall

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

I always had a thing for asian girls, you know? If you got money, no attachments, nothing to do, I started partying; it got wild, I was picking up girls every night. Always different ones: chubby ones, older ones, sometimes multiple ladies a night. I was out of control; I became insatiable.
You know, after about a thousand nights like that you start to lose it. I started to wonder "where am I going with this? why do I feel this need to fuck all these women? what is desire? the form of this cute asian girl? why does it have such a grip on me? 'cause she's the opposite of me, is she going to complete me in some way?"
I realised that I could fuck a million women and I'd still never be satisfied. Maybe.. What I really want.. is to be one of these asian girls.
One night, I took home some girl, turned out to be a lady boy, which I'd done before, but this time, instead of fucking the lady boy.. the lady boy fucked me.. and it was kinda magical, and I got in my head what I really wanted was to be one of these asian girls getting fucked by me, and to feel that. So, I put out an ad looking for a white guy my age, come over, and fuck me. And that guy looked a lot like me. And then I put on some lingerie and perfume, made myself look like one of these girls, and I thought I looked pretty hot.
And then this guy came over and railed the shit out of me.. and then I got addicted to that. Some nights, three, four guys would come over and rail the shit out of me. Some I even had to pay. And at the same time, I'd hire an asian girl to just sit there and watch the whole thing; I'd look in her eyes while some guy was fucking me, and I think, "I am her, and I'm fucking me."

 

[1876 o algo]

My day one killed himself last year and i have yet to grieve

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

My day one killed himself last year and i have yet to grieve

I'm sorry for your day one

 

[Yurijak]

No im curious now cuz what if he gave himself a foot job or something

noob rubbing his shit on a side of the wall

No no, i didn't use anything else instead. I didn't touch it once throughout after it got going.

 

[1876 o algo]

JSID

 

[Sir]

I only wear boots

 

[iwasrapedyesterday]

@Sir is a cacaot

 

[Sir]

There's a mini tape measure on my desk that goes out to about 40"

 

[Dagonet]

No no, i didn't use anything else instead. I didn't touch it once throughout after it got going.

How many neurons does it take to command your willy to spit?

 

[Sir]

How many neurons does it take to command your willy to spit?

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