Tell random facts about your life

[Sloppyjakky]

i am a professional at fucking myself over

 

[CX2]

im litarally an nime gorl irl

 

[1876 o algo]

I learned how to take pills without water when I was 14

 

[CX2]

folx used to call me soft spoken and shy does this make me trans desu :|c

 

[1876 o algo]

folx used to call me soft spoken and shy does this make me trans desu :|c

In elementary school a teacher mistook me for a girl because I was far away and had long hair and I've never been the same since

 

[CX2]

In elementary school a teacher mistook me for a girl because I was far away and had long hair and I've never been the same since

skit dat hapun 2 mi 4 almost 12 years becuz i scream @ mai mom wen she try cut mai haeir

 

[1876 o algo]

I got in trouble in senior year for writing the lyrics "lies from the pulpit, rape in the shower. Mute, indifferent, feeling no shame[...] just sat in the corner... watching TV" in my journal because I was an edgeGOD.
I also almost got banned from graduation for the lyrics/art on my cap before someone realized it was pink floyd slop

 

[CX2]

i have a collection of coins

 

[1876 o algo]

I was dating this insane girl in junior year, and one day I spent 5 minutes sitting with another girl I had been friends with for years because she seemed upset and I wanted to make sure she wasn't going to kill herself or whatever.
My girlfriend responded by telling my dean I had drugs on me, so they pulled me from class, searched my locker and bookbag, and gavw me a sobriety test.
I actually did bring drugs, but they grabbed me perfectly between me taking them and me actually being high. I dated her for another year regardless because she kept saying she would kill herself without me lol

 

[CX2]

I was dating this insane girl in junior year, and one day I spent 5 minutes sitting with another girl I had been friends with for years because she seemed upset and I wanted to make sure she wasn't going to kill herself or whatever.
My girlfriend responded by telling my dean I had drugs on me, so they pulled me from class, searched my locker and bookbag, and gavw me a sobriety test.
I actually did bring drugs, but they grabbed me perfectly between me taking them and me actually being high. I dated her for another year regardless because she kept saying she would kill herself without me lol

tell her to khs in a nice way

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

one day I spent 5 minutes sitting with another girl I had been friends with for years because she seemed upset and I wanted to make sure she wasn't going to kill herself or whatever.
My girlfriend responded by telling my dean I had drugs on me, so they pulled me from class

Absolute bitch.

 

[1876 o algo]

Absolute bitch.

Ts is why I constantly advocate "you're better off alone than just settling for some random whore" btw

 

[CX2]

i used to like hello kitty and other gay shit but then i stopped after my mom asked if i was trans and then i cut my hair and got rid of most of my hello kitty stuff and started shooting guns with my dad

 

[1876 o algo]

i used to like hello kitty and other gay shit but then i stopped after my mom asked if i was trans and then i cut my hair and got rid of most of my hello kitty stuff and started shooting guns with my dad
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>not shooting your old cacaot shit with your dad
NGMI

 

[1876 o algo]

>not shooting your old cacaot shit with your dad
NGMI

This was my plan if I bought the Averi pillowcase btw

 

[CX2]

>not shooting your old cacaot shit with your dad
NGMI

currently its sitting in my closet/under my bed im either going to donate it or maybe burn it if i can get away with doing that without getting in trouble

 

[CX2]

This was my plan if I bought the Averi pillowcase btw

marge i remember there was an image of some kid buying one was that you?

 

[condolana]

This was my plan if I bought the Averi pillowcase btw

you would tell your parents you bought a furry bodypillow?

 

[1876 o algo]

marge i remember there was an image of some kid buying one was that you?

No, I just joked about it in the gootcore thread and also I'm 25

 

[supernigga]

i have no irl friends

Ngl slopjakky being an outcast amongst Israelis makes sense he's too good