Tell random facts about your life

[GQQT]

Bro reads in TVRKARYAN

 

[pig]

me wen i find the chinese man who yelled at me for grabbing a water bottle and "stealing" it when i was 3

 

[aiabooysen]

i can speak Afrikaner

 

[shekel]

i can speak Afrikaner

KILL THE AIABOOYSEN

 

[Thrembolone]

im obese, im bald, im funny-lookin, i have no money, i have no car, im way too tall, im uneducated, i like cartoons for children, i have scrawny arms (really no muscle mass whatsoever), i have a weird penis, im neurotic and mentally ill, i have crooked teeth and a big pointy nose, im not good at anything, i have thoracic kyphosis, im a glutton, i have stupid incorrect opinions, im emotionally unstable and immature, im egotistical and self-absorbed, i have pale greasy skin and huge pores, im covered in pores, scabs and open wounds, i have a history of racist jokes (absolutely tasteless stuff), i have no social skills, i have no bussiness prospects or ambition, im like a condescending pseudo-intellectual, i fail at everything, i dont bathe and worst of all i have very low self esteem

 

[Foggurt]

I bought BBQ sauce

I take it all back, you are aryan

 

[StudioExcréments]

I am a pseudo dummyed genius from hyperborea sent by Claus to take over the shadow government so i can build trains on highways in the patterns of swastikas. I am also 10 meters tall.

 

[Foggurt]

im obese, im bald, im funny-lookin, i have no money, i have no car, im way too tall, im uneducated, i like cartoons for children, i have scrawny arms (really no muscle mass whatsoever), i have a weird penis, im neurotic and mentally ill, i have crooked teeth and a big pointy nose, im not good at anything, i have thoracic kyphosis, im a glutton, i have stupid incorrect opinions, im emotionally unstable and immature, im egotistical and self-absorbed, i have pale greasy skin and huge pores, im covered in pores, scabs and open wounds, i have a history of racist jokes (absolutely tasteless stuff), i have no social skills, i have no bussiness prospects or ambition, im like a condescending pseudo-intellectual, i fail at everything, i dont bathe and worst of all i have very low self esteem

Are you unhappy in life because you feel that your existence lacks meaning or purpose, but instead of taking on the disappointing responsibility that would be necessary for a sense of purpose, you lust after things you'll likely never have as a way of circumventing any kind of genuine self-improvement or emotional growth ?

I am a pseudo dummyed genius from hyperborea sent by Claus to take over the shadow government so i can build trains on highways in the patterns of swastikas. I am also 10 meters tall.

Aren't we all ?

 

[Swarthy]

I taught myself how to read Cyrillic when I was 8 or 9

 

[Swarthy]

i used to eat tapeworms that came out of my ass

>i used to eat tapeworms that came out of my ass

 

[_73]

i used to eat tapeworms that came out of my ass

We ALL relate to ts

 

[Buster]

I do have a secret similar to that
I have pinworms and I have had them for a long time. Sometimes when I am trying to sleep, they will come out of my anus and they will itch. I used to scratch them and I would see them on my fingers.

you’re probably joking but that’s nasty dude

 

[Swarthy]

you’re probably joking but that’s nasty dude

Of course I would wash my hands after, but I am telling the truth.

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

I do have a secret similar to that
I have pinworms and I have had them for a long time. Sometimes when I am trying to sleep, they will come out of my anus and they will itch. I used to scratch them and I would see them on my fingers.

noob is the IRL jartycuck
Holy shit see a doctor or something

 

[absolutely not dino]

im obese, im bald, im funny-lookin, i have no money, i have no car, im way too tall, im uneducated, i like cartoons for children, i have scrawny arms (really no muscle mass whatsoever), i have a weird penis, im neurotic and mentally ill, i have crooked teeth and a big pointy nose, im not good at anything, i have thoracic kyphosis, im a glutton, i have stupid incorrect opinions, im emotionally unstable and immature, im egotistical and self-absorbed, i have pale greasy skin and huge pores, im covered in pores, scabs and open wounds, i have a history of racist jokes (absolutely tasteless stuff), i have no social skills, i have no bussiness prospects or ambition, im like a condescending pseudo-intellectual, i fail at everything, i dont bathe and worst of all i have very low self esteem

new pasra

I do have a secret similar to that
I have pinworms and I have had them for a long time. Sometimes when I am trying to sleep, they will come out of my anus and they will itch. I used to scratch them and I would see them on my fingers.

irl slopjak

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

1 billion people on earth have pinworms right now.
It is not deadly or dangerous.

Proper Hygiene noob
Get rid of that nasty worms the itch is really annoying

 

[Garf]

I do have a secret similar to that
I have pinworms and I have had them for a long time. Sometimes when I am trying to sleep, they will come out of my anus and they will itch. I used to scratch them and I would see them on my fingers.

noob what

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

noob what

He really is a slopjak
Color me suprised!

 

[Garf]

the most disgusting thing to happen to me was getting chicken pox as a kid
it was horrible

 

[Swarthy]

the most disgusting thing to happen to me was getting chicken pox as a kid
it was horrible

chicken pox
cartoon ahh mf