Tell random facts about your life

[Nemanja]

I ate gum off the ground like any baldis

 

[Sloppyjakky]

I ate gum off the ground like any baldis

>any baldis

 

[Nemanja]

yesterday i also stole some mugs from a convention
just like my dad when he went to the big ass resort back at '07

 

[RandalSoy]

I used to punch and scratch myself whenever I got stressed

 

[Literal Who Number #271]

Jews are my favorite race

 

[tQQt]

I'm a bit jew cuz my grandgrandfather was one

 

[Smoot]

theres a sharp pain in the tip of my penis

 

[Black Watch]

I'm actually brown and not black.

 

[Sloppyjakky]

I looked into the sun with my telescope not too long ago
it stung the absolute shit out of my eye

the only reason why i looked into the sun with a telescope was because I thought to myself
>looking into the sun with my telescope can't be too bad right kek

0/10 worst flashbang in my life

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I am Patrick Bateman.

 

[Literal Who Number #271]

I am Patrick Bateman.

 

[eddypoop7]

There was some blood in my last ejaculate after abstinence

I took a photo and have to remember to be careful opening my gallery in public for awhile

 

[grimmki]

i fucking hate kids i hate xhem they always in mi way when i try to walk anywhere

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

I'm tired, Claus.

 

[grimmki]

i fucking hate kids i hate xhem they always in mi way when i try to walk anywhere

this isnt fuggen leaky okay they always standing still blocking narrow pathways they need to MOVE!!!!!!!

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I am Anton Chigurh

 

[eddypoop7]

this isnt fuggen leaky okay they always standing still blocking narrow pathways they need to MOVE!!!!!!!

Adult Indians exist too

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

this isnt fuggen leaky okay they always standing still blocking narrow pathways they need to MOVE!!!!!!!

Fat people do this worse

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

Adult Indians exist too

Dude stop... You're scaring me...

 

[Dagonet]

I like to annoy one of my friends whenever we meet up irl