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[_account]

One time I fell in love with a girl purely because she dyed her hair and forced me to let her crack my knuckles and I'm still terrified of what that means about me as a person.

 

[pig]

Thinking about watching divorce court today. I have been looking at reddit divorce threads and theyre the funniest shit.

 

[Enzo]

i know a fella with his first name as aryan

there's an Indian guy in one of my classes with that name

 

[1876 o algo]

I have an amazing knack for buying the worst beer on earth out of nostalgia and then hating it.

 

[1876 o algo]

When I was 18 I wore a "free him" sweater with my buddy's mugshot on it evendoe I was 100% certain that he killed someone and deserved to be in jail.
I thought it was the funniest shit.

 

[1876 o algo]

When I was 18 I wore a "free him" sweater with my buddy's mugshot on it evendoe I was 100% certain that he killed someone and deserved to be in jail.
I thought it was the funniest shit.

Looking back, I was a scrawny whitish guy with long red hair, so I probably looked hilarious wearing a noob's mugshot.

 

[pig]

There's a 50/50 chance I'm banned from owning firearms since I got sent to a ward when I was 16 by my parents but it wasn't a court order. I want to buy a little .22 rifle eventually but if I get denied by the NICS i'd probably get sent to jail

 

[shekel]

There's a 50/50 chance I'm banned from owning firearms since I got sent to a ward when I was 16 by my parents but it wasn't a court order. I want to buy a little .22 rifle eventually but if I get denied by the NICS i'd probably get sent to jail

Didn't you talk about having a pistol or whatever

 

[pig]

Didn't you talk about having a pistol or whatever

Oh my father owns a pistol and a shotgun but theyre not mine and ive never shot them

 

[Zonky]

I have a nose

 

[RandalSoy]

my cat is sleeping on me and i want to go to bed

 

[Zonky]

my cat is sleeping on me and i want to go to bed

go to fucking bed

 

[FloydTech]

when i was a kid i used to have a crush on luigi and some guy online tried to groom me by pretending to be luigi and i didnt date him because i felt bad for daisy

 

[worldatwar]

when i was a kid i used to have a crush on luigi and some guy online tried to groom me by pretending to be luigi and i didnt date him because i felt bad for daisy

what kind of breed of foid is this?

 

[Zonky]

when i was a kid i used to have a crush on luigi and some guy online tried to groom me by pretending to be luigi and i didnt date him because i felt bad for daisy

scary

 

[Dagonet]

My friend still owes me 150 pesos

 

[Zonky]

My friend still owes me 150 pesos

why

 

[Dagonet]

why

noob wanted to play a racing game

 

[Zonky]

noob wanted to play a racing game

which one?

 

[Dagonet]

which one?

Can't remember