>i love the smell of my dick when i jerk off
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>i boy i sure do hope i dont get caught in the rape storm
>i wish huitzilopochtli would use his brown powers to bring randalsoy to me
>*crash*/GREENTEXT]
>hooray my wish has been pooneralized
>oh its only you jimbo i thought you were randalsoy
<oah i am randalsoy!
this fucking sucks why do they put so much effort into these kinda things
 
There are a lot of things in life i regret, a lot of foids who gave me advances i didn't get, a lot of good friends i've pushed away, a lot of people i've disappointed. But the thing that i regret the most is that i didn't get into go-karting when i was a kid and i had the chance, competitive driving starts at a very young age and i will never ever get the chance to do it now.
 
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I just ordered a wallet and this will be the first wallet of mine that my little brother didn't shoplift for me in over 10 years
 
I absolutely RAPED my tongue eating sour candy last night and I was singing earlier and bit it on accident and it still hurts really bad and now it's swollen so also if I start singing again I'm even more likely to do it again but I'm probably going to on the drive home and I'll probably just have to ram my shit into a guard rail and hope it skewers me and I die quickly
 
I absolutely RAPED my tongue eating sour candy last night and I was singing earlier and bit it on accident and it still hurts really bad and now it's swollen so also if I start singing again I'm even more likely to do it again but I'm probably going to on the drive home and I'll probably just have to ram my shit into a guard rail and hope it skewers me and I die quickly
The candy was good though it's some sour gushers I got on amazon that are really sour and I plan to eat more of them if I survive the ride home
 
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