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[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

My step-dad used to be in a white supremacist group when he was younger and I can lowkey tell he regrets "reforming" and "having basic human empathy"

noob dentures for free
noob bit me on the knee
noob is sorry, can't you see?
It's time for me to be the bigger (man) noob than he

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I remember in my junior year, I had a graphic design class that I hated, and the teacher got arrested halfway in due to some drug thing. Anyway they got a lady to replace him. She was very kind, but I fucking hated Adobe Illustrator because I'm a dummy. So basically I used inspect element (no really) to make a Photoshop cert I earned the year prior look like Illustrator, and she kinda took a glance and then gave me a 100 on a fat summative.

Vaguely similar story: I was in game design in junior year but my teacher was gone for months because of cancer treatment and some nice but old lady subbed for him. We spent that entire time playing Binding of Isaac and the sub just didn't realize we were blowing the class off.
We had to make a game for our finals, and our teacher was back by then, so 80% of the class just cobbled some shit together that didn't function as a game. I made a zelda clone, but I had to memorize a dozen keys because I had to manually trigger each death animation for enemies after hitting them with my sword.

The best thing I did in that class was make Jesus do a kickflip, but somehow his torso became linked to the skateboard, so his torso flipped with it. Fucking hilarious.

 

[Soyspotter]

i have this really annoying pimple under my nose and it wont go away

 

[MayaZazel]

My birthmark looks like a Batman symbol.

 

[Tuna]

im the tallest one in the family

 

[X3D3XD]

haven’t done any homework since last year

 

[YellowLee]

haven’t done any homework since last year

is it based and sloppyjakky pilled though?

 

[Huge Giuspepe]

I am between 1 and 40 years old

 

[YellowLee]

I am between 1 and 6767 years old

 

[kriper2004]

one time in 3rd grade, i was moving a bench in cafeteria, and it fell on the big toe of my left foot, the nail filled with blood and then gradually came off and regrown, since then it always grows unevenly compared to the big toe on my right foot

something similar happened to me
when I was 4-ish I stuck my finger in a metal gate (the small space where the hinges on a door usually are) when some fat old janitor lady closed it and nearly crushed it
my nail is still deformed