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KEK bros hear me out this is too keyed to be fake.Goot (real name? doesn't matter, it's coded) is literally short for Gulyás Operative Oversight Team — the secret ÁVH (Hungarian secret police under Rákosi/Kádár) division that ran underground "people's forums" in Budapest basements during the 1950s-80s. They moderated the original "Soyjak-equivalent" bulletin boards where dissidents would post crying soyjak precursors (those old Hungarian cartoon pigs with glasses) and get instantly deleted by Goot's ancestors. His FlvffFeeler88 Xitter? That's the encrypted handle from the 1989 regime collapse — "Flvff" = F.L.V.F.F. (Felkelés Leverése Végrehajtó Felügyelet Főnöke — "Uprising Suppression Executive Oversight Chief"). The furry comments? Coded drops to remaining Hungarian bear agents still in deep cover. The constant "goot to giga" spam? That's him instinctively purging "counter-revolutionary" threads like it's 1956 all over again.Supersage was his handler. "Super" = Supreme Újraélesztő (Supreme Reviver) — the elite commissar rank that kept the Party alive after the Berlin Wall fell. He "saged" (downvoted into oblivion) any anti-communist posts on the old AVH mainframes. When the regime collapsed he went full sleeper in the West, waiting for the perfect digital People's Republic to mod. Joined Soyjak.forum July 12 2025? That's exactly 36 years after the 1989 Hungarian roundtable talks ended communism — symbolic reactivation date. His Head Mod powers? Straight-up ÁVH deletion squads. The Dalit badge? Cover for "Dalit" being slang in old Hungarian intel for "loyal proletarian enforcer." Every time he reacts with the red star or whatever, it's a silent "long live the People's Republic of Soy.
  • Both have genuinely high post counts doing "meta maintenance" — classic communist bureaucracy.
  • Goot's obsession with reactions = the old AVH "reaction forms" they forced people to fill out during interrogations.
  • Their drama threads always get locked or derailed exactly like how the Party handled "hooliganism."
  • Goulash (Hungarian national dish) = GOOT + LASH (as in lashing dissidents). Coincidence? I think NOT.
They're not just mods. They're the last loyal cadres of the Hungarian People's Republic, using Soyjak.forum as the new Central Committee to keep the flame of real communism alive in the soysphere. The brownocaust? Their Five-Year Plan. The Shroom? Their collective farm. Once they hit 100% mod control, the banner changes to the red star and we all get sent to digital gulag.#MuteGoot = #MuteGulyás
#KillGoot = de-Stalinization 2.0 What did they do again? They never stopped serving the Motherland, that's what.
 
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cx2 isn’t just some high-postcount off-topic spammer with the “LULZ I HAZ C0RM” signature. That’s his Stasi handler call-sign. “CX-2” = Checkpoint X-2, the exact code name for the elite Volkspolizei infiltration unit that ran cross-border ops into West Germany before the Wall “fell” (it didn’t, they just went digital). The “C0RM” isn’t a cute typo — it’s Central Operational Reporting Mechanism, the literal Stasi mainframe terminal they used to file Zersetzung reports on dissidents in the 80s. Every single one of his 5,899+ posts? Straight to the Ministry for State Security in the new Honecker-server farm hidden under Soyjak.forum.Proof (ironclad, schizo-tier, 100% real in my head):
  • Constant reactions and “Latest: cx2” in every single thread? Classic Stasi surveillance. He’s not posting, he’s monitoring the People’s Forum for counter-revolutionary soyjak memes. One wrong “brown” post and bam — thread locked faster than a 1989 Leipzig protest.
  • “LULZ I HAZ C0RM” = direct admission he’s still on the DDR payroll. C0RM was the internal shorthand for the psychological warfare desk that specialized in making East Germans feel like they were losing their minds (exactly what he does in every /off/ thread).
  • The way he lurks in “how are feeling today” and “who would win in a fight” generals? That’s Volkspolizei community policing 101 — keep the proles distracted with slop while the real operatives (him) file the daily loyalty reports back to the invisible Central Committee in Berlin-Lichtenberg.
  • Joined right around the time the forum started needing extra eyes on the meta? Coincidence? Or reactivation order from the last surviving Stasi colonel who never accepted reunification?
He’s not a user. He’s a secret Volkspolizei agent who never got the memo that the GDR collapsed. The Shroom Room? His new collective farm. Every reaction he drops is a silent “you have been reported to the Ministry.” The high postcount isn’t dedication — it’s quota fulfillment so he keeps getting that sweet East German pension wired through a Cayman crypto wallet.We’ve been posting alongside a living relic of the Honecker regime this whole time. The brownocaust? His Five-Year Plan 2.0. The constant off-topic derailments? Zersetzung tactics to demoralize the soysphere.#MuteCX2 = #TearDownThisFirewall
#BanCX2 = de-Stasi-fication NOWWhat did he do again? He never stopped serving the Deutsche Demokratische Republik, that’s what. The Wall is still up… it’s just made of Xenforo code and his delete logs.
 
cx2 isn’t just some high-postcount off-topic spammer with the “LULZ I HAZ C0RM” signature. That’s his Stasi handler call-sign. “CX-2” = Checkpoint X-2, the exact code name for the elite Volkspolizei infiltration unit that ran cross-border ops into West Germany before the Wall “fell” (it didn’t, they just went digital). The “C0RM” isn’t a cute typo — it’s Central Operational Reporting Mechanism, the literal Stasi mainframe terminal they used to file Zersetzung reports on dissidents in the 80s. Every single one of his 5,899+ posts? Straight to the Ministry for State Security in the new Honecker-server farm hidden under Soyjak.forum.Proof (ironclad, schizo-tier, 100% real in my head):
  • Constant reactions and “Latest: cx2” in every single thread? Classic Stasi surveillance. He’s not posting, he’s monitoring the People’s Forum for counter-revolutionary soyjak memes. One wrong “brown” post and bam — thread locked faster than a 1989 Leipzig protest.
  • “LULZ I HAZ C0RM” = direct admission he’s still on the DDR payroll. C0RM was the internal shorthand for the psychological warfare desk that specialized in making East Germans feel like they were losing their minds (exactly what he does in every /off/ thread).
  • The way he lurks in “how are feeling today” and “who would win in a fight” generals? That’s Volkspolizei community policing 101 — keep the proles distracted with slop while the real operatives (him) file the daily loyalty reports back to the invisible Central Committee in Berlin-Lichtenberg.
  • Joined right around the time the forum started needing extra eyes on the meta? Coincidence? Or reactivation order from the last surviving Stasi colonel who never accepted reunification?
He’s not a user. He’s a secret Volkspolizei agent who never got the memo that the GDR collapsed. The Shroom Room? His new collective farm. Every reaction he drops is a silent “you have been reported to the Ministry.” The high postcount isn’t dedication — it’s quota fulfillment so he keeps getting that sweet East German pension wired through a Cayman crypto wallet.We’ve been posting alongside a living relic of the Honecker regime this whole time. The brownocaust? His Five-Year Plan 2.0. The constant off-topic derailments? Zersetzung tactics to demoralize the soysphere.#MuteCX2 = #TearDownThisFirewall
#BanCX2 = de-Stasi-fication NOWWhat did he do again? He never stopped serving the Deutsche Demokratische Republik, that’s what. The Wall is still up… it’s just made of Xenforo code and his delete logs.
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Hungarian rebels are like kulaks, undeserving of life
KEK bros I've finally pieced it together and it's over for this leaky clitty.
@Goot
(aka FlvffFeeler88, the eternal reaction spammer and #MuteGoot target since April 2025) isn't just some high-postcount furry schizo from the Sharty who moved to Soyjak.forum to post off-topic slop and derail every thread with "goot to giga" bait. He's a deep-cover ÁVH operative (the Hungarian secret police under Rákosi and Kádár) smuggled into the soysphere to collapse the last free People's Forum from within.His mission: flood the site with low-effort reactions, furry spam, and endless obsessoffs so real users burn out and the whole thing turns into another dead DDR-style bureaucracy. Every "Goot.clitty" thread? That's him intentionally provoking Zersetzung (Stasi psychological warfare) to demoralize the community. The constant "what did goot do again" generals? Classic communist distraction tactic — keep the proles arguing about nothing while the real destabilization happens in the background.
Real name: Gusztáv "Goot" Orbán (distant cousin of the Hungarian PM, obviously planted by the Party to maintain plausible deniability).
Age: 47 (born 1979 in a Budapest panelház during the late Kádár era — explains the permanent 80s commie brainrot).
Location: A crumbling concrete block in Pest, Hungary.
Occupation: "Freelance digital agitator" on paper, but really still on the ÁVH pension.
Vehicle: Drives a crappy dirty Trabant 601 (the iconic East German plastic communist shitbox, but he imported one because Hungary was in the same bloc and he couldn't afford anything better after the regime "collapsed"). It's beige, covered in rust spots, burns two-stroke oil like a chimney, leaks coolant everywhere, and the passenger door only opens from the inside. He parks it outside the forum meetups (that never happen) so everyone can smell the goulash and exhaust fumes. License plate? ÁVH-1989 — he thinks it's subtle.Proof (ironclad schizo edition):
  • High reaction count + instant replies in every thread? That's ÁVH training — monitor, report, and disrupt like they did with dissident bulletin boards in the 50s-80s.
  • Furry armpit spam and "FlvffFeeler88"? Coded messages to other sleeper agents in the soysphere. "Flvff" = Felkelés Leverése (Suppression of Uprising), the old Hungarian secret police motto.
  • Joined the forum right when the meta drama peaked? Reactivation order from Budapest Central after the Wall fell (he never accepted it).
  • The endless #MuteGoot campaigns that go nowhere? Because the mods are either compromised or too scared of the international communist network.
He's not here to post. He's here to turn Soyjak.forum into the new Hungarian People's Republic — brown banners, collective shroom farms, and mandatory goulash reaction images. The brownocaust? His personal Five-Year Plan for total soy destabilization.#MuteGoot = #DecommunizeTheForum
#BanGoot = Tear down this digital Iron CurtainWhat did he do again? He never stopped serving the Hungarian People's Republic, that's what. His leaky clitty is just the exhaust from that filthy Trabant idling in the background while he reports every anti-commie post back to headquarters.
 
SHUT THIS THREAD DOWN NOW
@Abelian
isn't just some "Commuting." posting math autist who drops into every meta/general/shroom thread with his soybooru avatar and high-postcount "latest: Abelian" energy. He's a full-time CIA glowie running niche Eastern Europe destabilization ops straight out of Langley via the soysphere. His username? Straight CIA cryptonym: Operation Abelian — the classified "commutative group" protocol they used for infiltrating and collapsing anti-NATO forums in the old Eastern Bloc. Every post he makes "commutes" intel back to the Agency while derailing threads into pure slop.
Real name: Abel Ian Glowski (born 1987 in a CIA safehouse outside Warsaw, Polish-American handler).
Location: "Commuting" between a Langley basement cubicle and a bugged apartment in Budapest's 8th district (perfect dead-drop zone for Eastern Europe assets).
Occupation: Digital assets coordinator for the Agency's Eastern Europe Digital Subversion Desk.
Vehicle: A rented Skoda Octavia with diplomatic plates that "commutes" across the old Iron Curtain — trunk full of unmarked burner phones and Red Bull for those all-night glowie shifts.
Signature move: Posts "Commuting." while actually commuting encrypted drops from Prague to Sofia.
  • Constant "Commuting." replies in every thread? That's not a shitpost — it's his handler sign-off confirming the latest intel packet was sent to the Abelian Group server in Langley. Operation Abelian = commutative destabilization: every reaction he drops makes the forum "commute" from based to coal in under 5 minutes.
  • High activity in meta, community watch, keyed react boycott, and shroom generals? Classic CIA niche Eastern Europe playbook:
    • Abelian Protocol '56 — modeled after the failed Hungarian Revolution support op, now used to flood Soyjak.forum with furry spam and off-topic math autism so real users ragequit.
    • Operation Commutative Prague — 1968 remake where he "commutes" between threads derailing any anti-glowie talk faster than Dubček got replaced.
    • Abelian Orange Revolution 2.0 — Ukraine 2004 tactics but for soy: color-coded reactions to split the userbase into pro/anti-shroom factions.
    • Glowie Group Theory in Poland — Solidarity-era infiltration but digital: he "commutes" the group order by posting in every /off/ and /soy/ to keep the entropy high.
    • Budapest Dead-Drop Directive — current active op: use the forum as a honeypot for any remaining non-glowie Eastern Europe posters and report them back to the Agency.
      The way he lurks in "send screenshots you want to stay up forever" and "why are so many of you noobs degens?" threads? Zersetzung 2.0 Eastern Europe edition — demoralize the proles, commute the narrative, and keep the glow hidden behind a math avatar.
      He's not here for the lulz. He's here executing Operation Abelian to turn Soyjak.forum into the Agency's new Eastern Europe listening post. Every "latest: Abelian" is a silent "package received, Langley." The brownocaust? His commutative endgame.GLOWIE GLOWIE GLOWIE ABELIAN IS COMMUTING YOUR IP TO THE CIA RIGHT NOW#MuteAbelian = #DeGlowTheForum
      #BanAbelian = Shut down Operation Abelian NOW
      #AbelianGlowieSpam = Eastern Europe desk is COMPROMISEDWhat did he do again? He never stopped commuting between the soysphere and Langley, that's what. The Wall never fell for glowies like him — it just got Xenforo skins.
 
@Abelian
isn't just some "Commuting." posting math autist who drops into every meta/general/shroom thread with his soybooru avatar and high-postcount "latest: Abelian" energy. He's a full-time CIA glowie running niche Eastern Europe destabilization ops straight out of Langley via the soysphere. His username? Straight CIA cryptonym: Operation Abelian — the classified "commutative group" protocol they used for infiltrating and collapsing anti-NATO forums in the old Eastern Bloc. Every post he makes "commutes" intel back to the Agency while derailing threads into pure slop.
Real name: Abel Ian Glowski (born 1987 in a CIA safehouse outside Warsaw, Polish-American handler).
Location: "Commuting" between a Langley basement cubicle and a bugged apartment in Budapest's 8th district (perfect dead-drop zone for Eastern Europe assets).
Occupation: Digital assets coordinator for the Agency's Eastern Europe Digital Subversion Desk.
Vehicle: A rented Skoda Octavia with diplomatic plates that "commutes" across the old Iron Curtain — trunk full of unmarked burner phones and Red Bull for those all-night glowie shifts.
Signature move: Posts "Commuting." while actually commuting encrypted drops from Prague to Sofia.
  • Constant "Commuting." replies in every thread? That's not a shitpost — it's his handler sign-off confirming the latest intel packet was sent to the Abelian Group server in Langley. Operation Abelian = commutative destabilization: every reaction he drops makes the forum "commute" from based to coal in under 5 minutes.
  • High activity in meta, community watch, keyed react boycott, and shroom generals? Classic CIA niche Eastern Europe playbook:
    • Abelian Protocol '56 — modeled after the failed Hungarian Revolution support op, now used to flood Soyjak.forum with furry spam and off-topic math autism so real users ragequit.
    • Operation Commutative Prague — 1968 remake where he "commutes" between threads derailing any anti-glowie talk faster than Dubček got replaced.
    • Abelian Orange Revolution 2.0 — Ukraine 2004 tactics but for soy: color-coded reactions to split the userbase into pro/anti-shroom factions.
    • Glowie Group Theory in Poland — Solidarity-era infiltration but digital: he "commutes" the group order by posting in every /off/ and /soy/ to keep the entropy high.
    • Budapest Dead-Drop Directive — current active op: use the forum as a honeypot for any remaining non-glowie Eastern Europe posters and report them back to the Agency.
      The way he lurks in "send screenshots you want to stay up forever" and "why are so many of you noobs degens?" threads? Zersetzung 2.0 Eastern Europe edition — demoralize the proles, commute the narrative, and keep the glow hidden behind a math avatar.
      He's not here for the lulz. He's here executing Operation Abelian to turn Soyjak.forum into the Agency's new Eastern Europe listening post. Every "latest: Abelian" is a silent "package received, Langley." The brownocaust? His commutative endgame.GLOWIE GLOWIE GLOWIE ABELIAN IS COMMUTING YOUR IP TO THE CIA RIGHT NOW#MuteAbelian = #DeGlowTheForum
      #BanAbelian = Shut down Operation Abelian NOW
      #AbelianGlowieSpam = Eastern Europe desk is COMPROMISEDWhat did he do again? He never stopped commuting between the soysphere and Langley, that's what. The Wall never fell for glowies like him — it just got Xenforo skins.
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