The Poop Gambit

[ATWA ya dig?]

So you know how nurses have to tackle and inject people sometimes to sedate them during a schizout?
Well, the hippocratic oath prevents them from knowingly harming patients.
If a patient were to, say, cover themselves from head to toe in poop, any competent medical professional would recognize that injecting them without sanitizing them would cause harm.
Now, if schizos did this en mass, nurses would begin losing their licenses left and right. More of them would be too afraid of the consequences to stop us, at least not as early into a rampage as normal. The incident would get worse since the only one's willing to risk their jobs have already been fired, they're understaffed, and what little they have to try and replace the fired are inexperienced.
Nuthouse staff ultimately decide to leave mental health care all together, knowing they're one incident away from either losing their career or getting beat to death by a shit covered schizophrenic. They'd have no where to put them and the patients would finally be free.
The only issue I see, long term at least, is that police obviously do not take the hippocratic oath, so the schizos can't be themselves once they escape. Easily fixed by having some gay ass liberal propose a bill that forces all state and federal government entities/officials to take the hippocratic oath under the guise of peace and the environment and black people. Basically a non issue.
Do you guys think this would work or nah?

 

[Foggurt]

>So you know how nurses have to tackle and inject people sometimes to sedate them during a schizout?
Well, the hippocratic oath prevents them from knowingly harming patients.
If a patient were to, say, cover themselves from head to toe in poop, any competent medical professional would recognize that injecting them without sanitizing them would cause harm.
Now, if schizos did this en mass, nurses would begin losing their licenses left and right. More of them would be too afraid of the consequences to stop us, at least not as early into a rampage as normal. The incident would get worse since the only one's willing to risk their jobs have already been fired, they're understaffed, and what little they have to try and replace the fired are inexperienced.
Nuthouse staff ultimately decide to leave mental health care all together, knowing they're one incident away from either losing their career or getting beat to death by a shit covered schizophrenic. They'd have no where to put them and the patients would finally be free.
The only issue I see, long term at least, is that police obviously do not take the hippocratic oath, so the schizos can't be themselves once they escape. Easily fixed by having some gay ass liberal propose a bill that forces all state and federal government entities/officials to take the hippocratic oath under the guise of peace and the environment and black people. Basically a non issue.
Do you guys think this would work or nah?

 

[Catter]

I did not read any of this but I agree

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Time sensitive btw.

 

[modderola]

What if nurses have a syringe gun like from TF2 and they have a big house to wash the poop?

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

What if nurses have a syringe gun like from TF2 and they have a big house to wash the poop?

That would be an issue for sure...
Maybe we can start the chain reaction fast enough that they can't implement this idea in time.
A handful of larger facilities might get them ready in time, but by then the schizos from other facilities would be standing by to help break them out anyway. We can probably make it work

 

[Herpes Trout]

What if nurses have a syringe gun like from TF2 and they have a big house to wash the poop?

I remember when I first tried playing medic I tried to adopt a more offensive role but I didn’t have the one that gives you +3 health for every hit and used the stock syringe gun trying to attack the enemy. I was quickly kicked when I fired about 40 rounds into the enemy crowd and none hit. I also mostly ignored healing my teammates and I remember a scout calling medic and I saw him get blown up while I fired away.

 

[modderola]

That would be an issue for sure...
Maybe we can start the chain reaction fast enough that they can't implement this idea in time.
A handful of larger facilities might get them ready in time, but by then the schizos from other facilities would be standing by to help break them out anyway. We can probably make it work

Where would we get the poop? Would it have to be human poop or any species will work

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Where would we get the poop? Would it have to be human poop or any species will work

Any species, if needed. I think it could work, but less effectively, with other hazards on your skin, but poop would simply be the least harmful (unless you're injected) and easiest to aquire. Also, poop would be very distinguishable. If you put a clear hazardous liquid/oil on your body, they could argue that they thought you were just soaked in water wearing lotion.
As for getting the poop, it would probably be a wave-attack kind of thing where some are stockpiling while others are going on rampages. It would have to be coordinated, and we'd probably have to manipulate the dummys into aiding the schizos to increase numbers, but ideally the staff would be too preoccupied with the current rampagers to take any action against the previous wave.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Dosent woek... slrepy

 

[Apeson]

i thought this thread was about chess and about flinging shit at your opponent as a strategy or something.

 

[worldatwar]

wawa

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

seriouspost btw