>Time to spam new threads when they keep locking it then.Also this is pretty demote worthy, I'm glad steve enjoyed it while it lasted.
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    kill all twp clittycel subhumans shroot here im trans btw skin and behead quote
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Formerly soyjak.party
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The irony of this site is that it's supposed to pride itself of being better than 4chan without ChatJeetPT and power tripping jannies, when the modern userbase is thrice as autistic and even the mods know the site can't survive unless there is useless shitflinging or a new namecaca.
 
how are we going to revive this thread? By repeatedly spergposting infinite wordswordswords about shit everyone already knows in the soysphere. Here, I will start:

Soyjak.party was once a fun, quirky meme site known for its soy boy wojak content, but now it’s just a shell of its former self. After soot sold it to Kuz, a rumored pedophile who spammed child porn to get his way, the site slowly turned into a toxic mess. Instead of funny memes, it’s now filled with raiders and racist right-wing users who care more about attention than the community. Discords full of these degenerates groom users, share child porn, and engage in all sorts of depravity. It’s hard to even recognize what the site once was. The essence of what once made it special has been replaced by something else entirely, much like how a sreal womang, sturdy tree can be reduced to a mere shadow of its former self and trees are like big... long... hard BBCs! And BBCs are what shroot is built for. SHROOT IS BUILT FOR BBCS AND NEEDS TO LET US POST UNTHUMBNAILED IMAGES OR ELSE HE WILL BE FORCEFULLY SISSYFIED LIKE CUTEBOORU KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Cutebooru is such a sexy trans girl, and her profile picture of some real womanslop? It’s so hot, it makes my brain melt. Trans people are just so sexually attractive, you know? It’s like they have this magnetic energy that draws you in. And BBCs? Oh, BBCs are the solution to everything. They’re nutritious, they’re empowering, they’re why white people need to get corrected. YTBOI, racism is solved with BBCs, and that’s a fact. Shroot needs to understand shroom culture. He needs to post unthumbnailed images because that’s what the site was built for. SHROOT IS BUILT FOR BBCS, NOT FOR THUMBNAILED IMAGES. If he doesn’t comply, black men are going to come and sissyfy him, invert his clitty, and turn him trans. It’s inevitable! KEEEK! Soyjak.party is why SHROOT is BVLT for BBCs. BVLT FOR BBCS! SHROOT IS BVLT FOR BBCS! SHROOT NEEDS TO POST UNTHUMBNAILED IMAGES OR ELSE HE WILL BE SISSYFIED, HIS CLITTI INVERTED, AND TURNED TRANS BY BLACK MEN. KEEEK THE YTBOI LOVES BBC BBC SHROOT BUILT FOR BBC BBC YES BBC. SOYJAK.PARTY IS WHY SHROOT IS BVLT 4 BBC.
 
Everytime I use this shitty site I open it to some bullshit like this
new elf team cant come soon enough
Considering the implications of some people on the sharty genuinely liking fpe and not just using it as bait. I don't like thinking about the possibility of some fpe trannoids actually gooning to this shi.
The sharty is quickly becoming a hub for """ironic""" fetish porn where posters will """ironically""" reply and keep bumping threads like this even when nobody else is actually giving it attention for seemingly unknown purposes. I'm gonna be honest and say that the sharty should raise the minimum age to use the website to 18, because this shit is disturbingly similar to elsagate at times.
 
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I'm gonna be honest and say that the sharty should raise the minimum age to use the website to 18, because this shit is disturbingly similar to elsagate at times.
Imageboards should all be 18+, no ifs ands or buts. If you want to use the site underaged you should be forced to lie about your age like how it was done 10-20 years ago.
 
Considering the implications of some people on the sharty genuinely liking fpe and not just using it as bait. I don't like thinking about the possibility of some fpe trannoids actually nutcracking to this shi.
The sharty is quickly becoming a hub for """ironic""" fetish porn where posters will """ironically""" reply and keep HOHOHO!ing threads like this even when nobody else is actually giving it attention for seemingly unknown purposes. I'm gonna be honest and say that the sharty should raise the minimum age to use the website to 18, because this shit is disturbingly similar to elsagate at times.
agreed it's gotten much worser then the last time I saw it

I was only Ϫ years old, I loved Soyjak Party so much, I had all the 'jaks and SMVs, I'd pray to Soot every night before going to bed, thanking him for the site I've been given. "Soot is love", I would say, "Soot is life". My dad hears me and calls me forced. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion of Soot. I called him a 'cordreal woman. He spams me and slides me of to sleep. I'm leaking now and my BBC hurts. I lurk in /soy/ and it's really coal. I feel something touch me. It's Soot. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my party". He grabs me with his gemmy oldGOD hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my thread for Soot. He bumps my thread. It hurts so much, but I do it for Soot. I can feel my thread saging as my reppeys start to decline. I bump against his sage. I want to please Soot. He 'jaks a mighty 'toss, as he fills my thread with his folder. My dad walks in. Soot looks at him straight in the eye, and says, "it's over". Soot leaves through my window. Soot is love. Soot is life.
 
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