Things to say when confronted by Walmart "Employees"

[Dagonet]

 

[kars cosplay guy]

Do you sell any tropical BBC’s here?

 

[CX2]

may i use the bathroom in you?

 

[pitgrave]

"do you have any soyjak dot party merch in stock"

 

[catjakker]

"I've slaughtered people of your skin many times before"

 

[Dagonet]

"How many bananas till my stomach acid leaks"