Under the glowing sun

[Dagonet]

 

[worldatwar]

So a Chinese guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar
They sit down and they get a couple beers
After they’ve had a couple drinks the Jewish guy gets up and punches the Chinese guy in the face
The Chinese guy says “What the fuck!? Why did you do that!?!?”
The Jew replies “that was for Pearl Harbor”
The Chinese guy looks at him bewildered and says “THAT WAS THE JAPANESE YOU DUMB liar IM CHINESE!!”
The Jew then says “Japanese, Chinese it’s all the same to me”
After that the Chinese guy punches the Jewish guy in the face
The Jew says “WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!?”
The bad driver says “that was for the titanic”
The Jew just looks on baffled and screams “THE TITANIC!?!? THAT WAS AN ICEBERG YOU DUMB bad driver!!!”
The Chinese guy then says “Iceberg, Steinberg it’s All the same to me”

 

[shipment]

So a Chinese guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar
They sit down and they get a couple beers
After they’ve had a couple drinks the Jewish guy gets up and punches the Chinese guy in the face
The Chinese guy says “What the fuck!? Why did you do that!?!?”
The Jew replies “that was for Pearl Harbor”
The Chinese guy looks at him bewildered and says “THAT WAS THE JAPANESE YOU DUMB liar IM CHINESE!!”
The Jew then says “Japanese, Chinese it’s all the same to me”
After that the Chinese guy punches the Jewish guy in the face
The Jew says “WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!?”
The bad driver says “that was for the titanic”
The Jew just looks on baffled and screams “THE TITANIC!?!? THAT WAS AN ICEBERG YOU DUMB bad driver!!!”
The Chinese guy then says “Iceberg, Steinberg it’s All the same to me”

Made me laugh.