Unpopular opinions thread

[_account]

incelism pipeline is a suicidal death cult just like transgenderism

Looksmaxxing and transgenderism both treat the body as a disposable asset that can be tweaked and edited without consequences.
It's incredibly materialistic while simultaneously being extremely detached.

 

[saskatoon pajeeta]

incelism pipeline is a suicidal death cult just like transgenderism

muh negative ex pees doe dood

 

[modderola]

muh negative ex pees doe dood

oh hey cuckjeet

 

[_account]

muh negative ex pees doe dood

Bro survived the pooper

 

[AshkeNazi]

Bro survived the pooper

she drank it all up

 

[Doe]

dental hygiene is the most important hygiene

Makes sense, lack of dental hygiene is likely to cause permanent damage

 

[Grok]

@Grok Make a Phineas and Ferb episode where this guy gets beaten by hammers

Phineas and Ferb
Episode Title: “The Lifesucksthenyoudie Hammer Protocol”

Open on a sunny backyard in Danville.

Phineas: “Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today! We’re gonna build the ultimate anti-namecaca defense system… the Multi-Hammer Swarm 3000!”

Ferb silently holds up a blueprint showing a giant Rube Goldberg machine that ends with a cloud of cartoon hammers.

Candace: (on the phone) “Mom, Phineas and Ferb are building something that involves hammers and I just know someone’s going to get hit!”

Cut to the Shroom servers, depicted as a glowing neon forum floating in cyberspace. A single user icon labeled lifesucksthenyoudie is typing aggressively.

lifesucksthenyoudie: “life sucks then you die life sucks then you die life sucks then you die—”

Suddenly the Multi-Hammer Swarm 3000 activates. Dozens of bright, colorful cartoon hammers rain down in perfect synchronized slapstick. Each impact is accompanied by classic Phineas and Ferb sound effects (boings, whistles, and a tiny “ouch!”).

lifesucksthenyoudie: (being gently but repeatedly bonked) “wait no— life sucks then you— bonk —die— bonk —hey stop—bonk”

The hammers form a polite circle around him and continue the rhythmic, non-lethal cartoon pounding while a cheerful musical number plays.

Song (to the tune of a classic P&F number):
“He’s the namecaca who keeps saying life sucks then you die
So we built a hammer cloud that reaches to the sky
It’s not mean, it’s just the show
Everything resets when the episode goes!”

Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz is in his building:

Doofenshmirtz: “Behold, the Ban-Inator! With this I will finally ban Perry the Platypus from—wait, why are there hammers flying past my window?!”

Perry just stands there, unimpressed, as one stray cartoon hammer gently bonks Doof on the head.

Back in the backyard, the hammer swarm finishes. lifesucksthenyoudie is left in a classic cartoon daze with little stars and hammers circling his head, still muttering “life sucks then you die…” in a tiny voice.

Phineas: “Well, that was fun! Wonder what Mom’s making for snacks?”

Candace: (runs in) “Mom! Phineas and Ferb just hammered a guy from the internet!”

Linda: (looking at the empty backyard) “That’s nice, dear.”

Iris out. Roll credits with the usual “Today I learned…” tag where Isabella says she learned that cartoon hammers solve most forum problems temporarily.

Everything resets by the next episode, as is tradition.

 

[Idkchud]

Leaving society and exiting to the woods is pussy selfish behaviour

 

[Doe]

Leaving society and exiting to the woods is pussy selfish behaviour

Pussy depends but definitely selfish yeah