/vp/ - Pokémon

[Chesnaught]

Somewhere out there is an autistic dummy who seriously believes Lucario and Riolu are either cat-dogs, or just cats, because xir can't fathom the existence of animals with pointy ears outside of felines. Said autistic dummy probably holds the more common, yet equally dummyed belief that foxes are somehow at all connected to cats, rather than being their own thing (Not referring to Lucario or Riolu, of course, which is a jackal, as pictured below.). Our Mr. dummy will also obsessively dish out false bans for me because of a single argument I had with him on /vp/, one where he and his dummyed autist noobcronies COULD NOT STOP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ AND RAGING ON ME.

 

[Chesnaught]

fellow pokecacas discuss mons here

pokemon after alola i dont fucking know about nor do i really care about finding out more, gen 1-6 aryans dominate the forum

NO GARDEVOIR, SYLVEON, GLACEON, VAPOREON, OR MEOWSCARADA FUCKERS ALLOWED!!!!

Why is this noob leaky over Gardevoir? Freudian slip?

 

[Catter]

I'm not a Pokémon fan but i like how this guy looks

 

[Goot]

Somewhere out there is an autistic dummy who seriously believes Lucario and Riolu are either cat-dogs, or just cats, because xir can't fathom the existence of animals with pointy ears outside of felines. Said autistic dummy probably holds the more common, yet equally dummyed belief that foxes are somehow at all connected to cats, rather than being their own thing (Not referring to Lucario or Riolu, of course, which is a jackal, as pictured below.). Our Mr. dummy will also obsessively dish out false bans for me because of a single argument I had with him on /vp/, one where he and his dummyed autist noobcronies COULD NOT STOP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ AND RAGING ON ME.

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They're all very close to eachother part of the carivoria brach

 

[Chesnaught]

They're all very close to eachother part of the carivoria brach
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That doesn't mean anything here. If I order waffles, don't give me a plate with chicken and pancakes. I don't care if they're made out of the same kind of shit, it's still not what I ordered.

 

[Goot]

That doesn't mean anything here. If I order waffles, don't give me a plate with chicken and pancakes. I don't care if they're made out of the same kind of shit, it's still not what I ordered.

where'd the chicken come from? Who the hell put chicken in waffles?

 

[Chesnaught]

where'd the chicken come from? Who the hell putd chicken in waffles?

You tell me, you're the one who put the plate on the table.

 

[Steve]

Somewhere out there is an autistic dummy who seriously believes Lucario and Riolu are either cat-dogs, or just cats, because xir can't fathom the existence of animals with pointy ears outside of felines. Said autistic dummy probably holds the more common, yet equally dummyed belief that foxes are somehow at all connected to cats, rather than being their own thing (Not referring to Lucario or Riolu, of course, which is a jackal, as pictured below.). Our Mr. dummy will also obsessively dish out false bans for me because of a single argument I had with him on /vp/, one where he and his dummyed autist noobcronies COULD NOT STOP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ AND RAGING ON ME.

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Oh look why came to the Shroom to mald right after our talk.

 

[Chesnaught]

right after our talk.

bro thought he was invited to the party

 

[Herpes Trout]

Wasn’t pokemon based on insect collecting because some Japanese autist wanted to share his hobby to kids? Why do all of the insect pokemon look mid as hell?

 

[Chesnaught]

Wasn’t pokemon based on insect collecting because some Japanese autist wanted to share his hobby to kids? Why do all of the insect pokemon look mid as hell?

I think Volbeat is neat

 

[Chesnaught]

I never use the Master Ball. Not because I'm saving it or anything, I just think it's fugly.

 

[Steve]

I never use the Master Ball. Not because I'm saving it or anything, I just think it's fugly.

Its too valuable to not save for a roamer, they're just gonna rot in the pc anyways so it doesn't matter to me.

 

[pig]

Pirated this today on the ZOGbox oh my science

 

[coff33 adict]

If only this design was used when gen 6 was first released... Kalos really needs more megas

 

[Apeson]

apparently the new game takes place on a single model. And still somehow manages to look like ass.


70 dollar game btw.

 

[George Humphreys]

Wait you CAN'T GO IN THE FUCKING BUILDINGS?!

This game gets mogged by a 2012 3ds game, which btw had this city as only a fraction of the map

$60 switch online, $70 game, $450 console btw

 

[ザイバツ]

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Wait you CAN'T GO IN THE FUCKING BUILDINGS?!

This game gets mogged by a 2012 3ds game, which btw had this city as only a fraction of the map

Post-gen 7 Pokemon is PS2 shovelware-tier kiddieslop.

 

[George Humphreys]

Would you?

Spoiler: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[grimmki]

the pokemon games are the most boring games known to man i dont know how spergs are pokemon fans like wydm you are a fan of a game made for cacas and has no good gameplay at all!