was Claus a "silly lil goober"

[sage]

 

[Obsidian]

yes

 

[GarryNealson_2]

probably

 

[StudioExcréments]

No but that's what he called his micropenis (which as the greatests of greek philosophers have said is truely the best kind of penis) and his one testicle (good thing too since women have 2 boobs which are also a sphere shaped sexual organ so if he had 2 that would be feminin) truely the most appealing sexiest of sexual organs to ever be on this earth.