What do I do?

[Herpes Trout]

Yesterday some Brazilian girl kept following me and helping me in this multiplayer game I play and she sent me a friend request and I accepted and we kind of just play random free to play shit now since she’s poor

She barely understands English and I barely understand Portuguese but I have no idea what to do when she speaks on the mic because she’s heard my voice. I can’t just unfriend her!

Is this some sort of scam? I find it super hard to believe since I was on a fresh steam account with no valuable shit.

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

What do you want to do? What are the options?

I highly doubt it's a "scam", she probably wants a friend. Not everyone is a social recluse, some people are the opposite of that.

 

[Herpes Trout]

What do you want to do? What are the options?

I highly doubt it's a "scam", she probably wants a friend. Not everyone is a social recluse, some people are the opposite of that.

I genuinely have no idea what her motives are. She’s never sent any malicious links so far, we talk a lot in chat and in voice chat.

Should I still be skeptical?

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

Should I still be skeptical?

That would be insulting to her.
>I genuinely have no idea what her motives are.
Occam's razor.
People are social creatures.

 

[Herpes Trout]

That would be insulting to her.
>I genuinely have no idea what her motives are.
Occam's razor.
People are social creatures.

Have I.. made an online friend? I just don’t understand, I’ve made plenty before, but I was minding my own business this time.

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

Have I.. made an online friend? I just don’t understand, I’ve made plenty before, but I was minding my own business this time.

My best friend essentially forced himself into my life, I didn't want him. Yes you made an online friend. Are you happy with that? Do you want that?

 

[shekel]

Just a reminder OP got fucked in the ass by his IT boss and admitted to having a 3-inch penis.

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

Just a reminder OP got fucked in the ass by his IT boss and admitted to having a 3-inch penis.

Just a reminder OP is the funniest noob ever

 

[Herpes Trout]

My best friend essentially forced himself into my life, I didn't want him. Yes you made an online friend. Are you happy with that? Do you want that?

It’s a girl though…. she also doesn’t speak English all that well. I’m terrified, actually, is this one of those outsourced scammers where they target people online and kidnap them?? No joke bro, I’m just bewildered.

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

It’s a girl though….

So what?

she also doesn’t speak English all that well.

So what?

I’m terrified, actually, is this one of those outsourced scammers where they target people online and kidnap them??

 

[Herpes Trout]

Just a reminder OP got fucked in the ass by his IT boss and admitted to having a 3-inch penis.

Second part sounds pretty outlandish, ‘specially combined with the first part, whoever this is must be crazy.

So what?

You’re right.

So what?

I’m kind of afraid of foreigners, but you’re right.

It really doesn’t help that her Steam account is pretty strange overall, do you want me to elaborate?

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

I’m kind of afraid of foreigners, but you’re right.

Almost made me spit out water

It really doesn’t help that her Steam account is pretty strange overall, do you want me to elaborate?

Sure.

 

[Herpes Trout]

Sure.

>High Steam level despite it being relatively new (1.5 years old)
>Strange statistics on games (a couple of hours and all achievements unlocked, you get the idea)
>A lot of comments asking for them to add her


If it is a scam, why would she target a freshly made Steam account?

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

>High Steam level despite it being relatively new (1.5 years old)
>Strange statistics on games (a couple of hours and all achievements unlocked, you get the idea)
>A lot of comments asking for them to add her


If it is a scam, why would she target a freshly made Steam account?

Mind linking it here?

 

[Herpes Trout]

Mind linking it here?

I don’t want to do that, I’ve already checked steamhistory and shit, though.

With all of the information provided though, do you think it’s just a scammer? The thing is, she is a woman, like a real one, so…

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

I don’t want to do that, I’ve already checked steamhistory and shit, though.

With all of the information provided though, do you think it’s just a scammer? The thing is, she is a woman, like a real one, so…

Tread lightly, be wary if it makes you feel better, but don't be paranoid. Just don't click any links and you should be fine.

 

[Herpes Trout]

Tread lightly, be wary if it makes you feel better, but don't be paranoid. Just don't click any links and you should be fine.

Wow, you’re pretty nice… no idea what you were going on about when you were talking about online toys or something 30 minutes ago

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

Wow, you’re pretty nice… no idea what you were going on about when you were talking about online toys or something 30 minutes ago

I get depraved when I see potential vulnerabilities in people I find but I don't want for others to be like me.

 

[Herpes Trout]

I get depraved when I see potential vulnerabilities in people I find but I don't want for others to be like me.

Did you just do that to me..?

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

Did you just do that to me..?

What exactly are you asking me?