what if Claus accidentally used spoiled milk while attempting to make hot chocolate

[sage]

and there was no bathroom nearby so he decided to gun it to the nearest gas station and rode his tricycle at 300 miles per hour wearing a propellor hat while repeatedly shouting "BOOM BOOM KILL DA JOOS" when he lost control flipped over and hit his head on the median hard decapitating him from the mouth up and then goebbels was like "we can rebuild him we have the technology"

 

[Apeson]

He should use it to make waffles since it's still good for that.

 

[absolutely not dino]

please stop