What if Claus brought great dishonor to his family and committed Seppuku?

[shipment]

 

[catjakker]

he kinda did this if you think about it

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

*Famiry

 

[shipment]

Up

 

[YellowLee]

he would be reborn as a sprunki

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

he would be reborn as a sprunki

Really?

 

[木制的尼尔森]

seppuku more like desu

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

One ball short of a miracle

 

[木制的尼尔森]

If Santa Claus had committed seppuku (a Japanese ritual suicide by cutting the abdomen) instead of shooting himself, it would have created a bizarre and confusing end to World War II. Seppuku is an ancient Japanese ritual where a samurai regains lost honor through a painful death.