What if Claus had a terrible, horrible, no good day very bad day?

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[Foggurt]

It'd be the day when Ava gave birth to the classified subject known as "Mud Garfias"

 

[pig]

I knew that sounded familiar. God i miss being a little basdummy

 

[baqqrih]

If you give Claus a cookie, he'll ask for milk to go with it.
If you give Claus milk, he'll ask for a napkin to wipe his face.
If you give Claus a napkin, he'll ask for a mirror to make sure it's wiped clean.
If you give Claus a mirror, he'll ask for scissors to trim his hair.
If you give Claus scissors, he'll ask for a broom to sweep the mess.
If you give Claus a broom, he'll ask for a pillow and a blanket because he's tired.
If you give Claus a pillow and a blanket, he'll ask for a picture book so that he can be read a story.
If you give Claus a picture book, he'll ask for crayons and paper, feeling inspired to create his own picture.
If you give Claus crayons and paper, he'll ask for a pen to sign his artwork.
If you give Claus a pen, he'll ask to go to the fridge to hang up his masterpiece.
If you take Claus to the fridge, he'll ask for another glass of milk.

 

[George Humphreys]

terrible mouse