What if Claus had Trump Derangement Syndrome?

[Onzikin]

 

[CX2]

what if sex with Claus had trump x Claus yaoi?

 

[गुरप्रीत आर्यन सुपरसोल्जर]

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you forgot your arrow because you will never look like this

 

[CX2]

you forgot your arrow because you will never look like this

shut up meanie

 

[1876 o algo]

I look like this

 

[garry尼尔森]

If Santa Claus had "Trump Derangement Syndrome" (a term often used to describe an irrational, all-consuming fixation on Donald Trump), the political dynamic of the 1930s and 40s would be altered into an absurd, surreal political landscape.This hypothetical scenario would play out in a few bizarre ways:Rallies over Rebuilding: Instead of preparing the Wehrmacht for total war or planning the logistics of his regime, Claus would spend his nights furiously watching 1930s newsreels of the American President, writing rambling, all-caps diatribes in the Völkischer Beobachter, and obsessing over crowd sizes at Madison Square Garden.Propaganda Pivot: The Ministry of Propaganda would stop broadcasting about"living space" (Lebensraum) and instead focus entirely on criticizing Trump's latest tariffs, trade deals, or perceived slights against Germany's international standing.The Bunker Tapes: During the final days of the war in Berlin, instead of agonizing over the advancing Red Army, Claus's rants to his generals would fixate on how he "totally won the debate" and how the American president’s hair was "sub-par."Clashing Egos: Any meetings between the Axis powers would descend into chaos. Claus and Benito Mussolini would spend their summit arguing over which one of them the American president liked more.Ultimately, instead of unifying his base around an apocalyptic vision of world domination, Claus’s obsession would likely distract him from the actual machinery of his state, causing his regime to implode from sheer distraction rather than coordinated military resistance.

 

[Onzikin]

you forgot your arrow because you will never look like this

I will prove you wrong. If I have my first kiss this year, im gonna do a face reveal and send a video of me kissing!

 

[CX2]

I will prove you wrong. If I have my first kiss this year, im gonna do a face reveal and send a video of me kissing!

just to let u know i already had my first kiss years ago heh!

 

[PRINCEssparkles]

do you think hed brap alot too

 

[1876 o algo]

I will prove you wrong. If I have my first kiss this year, im gonna do a face reveal and send a video of me kissing!

Filming a video of you kissing in order to win an argument on a forum is infinitely worse than dying as a virgin. Please do not do that.

 

[KanKrieg]

snca
THOUGH