What if Claus owned a burger shop?

[George Humphreys]

A burger shop that had exposed brick walls, served $15 truffle fries in frying baskets with garlic aioli on tin cups where you ate a hamburger served on a wooden board made from "Bessie" the cow. Oh, and don't forget just gonna ask you a couple questions here:

 

[Goot]

Can he grill 6 million patties with 4 grills in two years and flip the burgers with a wooden spatula

 

[George Humphreys]

@Goot Oh my God, just kill yourself already

 

[_account]

What if Claus lived in Oregon and cosplayed as a lumberjack?

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

He’d move to the USA to start his business then when a Jewish health inspector shuts him down for BBC pubes in the burgers he starts his facist movement in New York.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Can he grill 6 million patties with 4 grills in two years and flip the burgers with a wooden spatula

>Are you some kind of evil nazi or something??? How can you even ask that question?????

 

[cutebooru]

dummy above me

 

[JerkOffYonathan]

I ordered 6 million burgers, and he only gave me 271,000!