what if Claus was shakespeare

[sage]

 

[Nvtral]

then you'd be Claus

 

[CadoTheFartingChud]

(you)

 

[Goopz]

then xe would ride a trans bbc like a valid and stunning kween

 

[Literal Who Number #271]

 

[George Humphreys]

 

[Literal Who Number #271]

Shakespeare is jealous of you.