what if Claus was walking and typing on his phone trying to post a shroom thread

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titled "what if kaiser wilhelm accidentally used spoiled milk while attempting to make hot chocolate" when he tripped and fell and landed his eye on an extremely sharp and rusty 3 inch long 1 centimeter wide nail sticking out of the floorboard and when himmler and goebbels found him they stupidly tried to drag him out pulling his foot which resulted in his eye being pulled out of the socket when goering walked in holding a glass of lemonade in his hand when he tripped on the same exact floorboard but luckily he did not suffer the same fate as Claus but the highly acidic lemon juice did end up violently spilling directly into his wound

 

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