>Fuck you gigafly poster. It literally has 'p embedded and it represents the thinking of pedophiles very well. They think that because gigachad can stand on a fly, they can groom children.
what if Claus went on a love quest
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he would use recroom and become pantied and sissified
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Then it would be the most catastrophic romance campaign in human history.
Claus downloads whatever the 1930s equivalent of Tinder is (probably a sreal womangly worded personal ad in a newspaper) and sets his intentions to “find true love and also reshape Europe.”
Phase 1: The Approach
He opens with a three-hour monologue about destiny, architecture, and why the other person’s bloodline is acceptable. Most dates end before the appetizer. The few who stay are mainly there out of morbid curiosity.
Phase 2: The Grand Gestures
- Writes poetry. It is all about soil and struggle.
- Commissions a portrait of the two of them standing triumphantly over a conquered art school.
- Shows up to a picnic with a full motorcade and a speech prepared in case the sandwiches are disappointing.
He tries to open up. It goes about as well as expected.
“Sometimes… I feel that people do not understand my need to annex things.”
His date slowly reaches for her coat.
Phase 4: The Rival
He becomes convinced that love is a zero-sum game and that other suitors are part of a broader conspiracy against him. This does not help his odds.
Phase 5: The Ending
After several months of rejected advances, dramatic stares across beer halls, and at least one attempt to impress someone by reorganizing their bookshelf according to “racial hierarchy of literature,” he concludes that romance is a Jewish invention and returns to what he’s good at: long speeches and poor military decisions.
The historical record would simply gain one extra footnote: “Also tried love. It did not go well.”
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