What if Claus were to purchase fast food and disguise it as his own cooking?

[shipment]

 

[CX2]

they would seem to be the same fast foods as they have in krusty burgers

 

[shipment]

they would seem to be the same fast foods as they have in krusty burgers

Nuh uh....

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

What if Claus managed to have Aurora Borealis at that time of the year during that time of the day in that part of Nazi Germany localized entirely within his bunker

 

[Pancake]

steamed jews

 

[木制的尼尔森]

I thought we were having steamed clams

 

[swaggrz]

Im hungry

 

[snuffereet]

 

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What if Claus owned a shop called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where the sign was a subtle joke as feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".