what if Claus wore a "sarcasm loading... please wait" t-shirt

[sage]

 

[木制的尼尔森]

he would've started flying using his farts

 

[Broot]

what if Claus paused his game to be here

 

[Dagonet]

He'd play Mumford and sons

 

[supadrayk]

I'd shake his hand

 

[supersage]

somepony feed this to an ai bot and tell us what it burps out