What if MoonMetropolis was a superhero?

[Rot (fake)]

What would his superhero name be? I came up with some

1. Welfare Warrior
2. The Jobless Jailbird
3. Diddy Delinquent
4. Section 8 Scoundrel
5. Basement Bandit

His superpowers would be defending AI generated child porn and spreading misinformation about people he had gay internet beef with as well as huffing glue and sharpie
His weakness would be going outside because there might be mushrooms outside and that would remind him of DA SHROOOOOOOOOOM
His sidekick would be the obese meximutt pedophile rapist MAP moralcaca Stephen whos only ability is raping elementary schoolers
His main enemies are the police, John Pork, Chris Hansen, and Kiwifarms
What do you guys think? Love it or hate it?

 

[shipment]

What would his supersuit look like?

 

[Barry]

What would his superhero name be? I came up with some

1. Welfare Warrior
2. The Jobless Jailbird
3. Diddy Delinquent
4. Section 8 Scoundrel
5. Basement Bandit

His superpowers would be defending AI generated child porn and spreading misinformation about people he had gay internet beef with as well as huffing glue and sharpie
His weakness would be going outside because there might be mushrooms outside and that would remind him of DA SHROOOOOOOOOOM
His sidekick would be the obese meximutt pedophile rapist MAP moralcaca Stephen whos only ability is raping elementary schoolers
His main enemies are the police, John Pork, Chris Hansen, and Kiwifarms
What do you guys think? Love it or hate it?

Love it!

 

[worldatwar]

Diddy's Disciple

 

[Thomsen]

What would his supersuit look like?

Dirty underwear over regular pants

 

[modderola]

Dirty underwear over regular pants

Captain dirtywear