What if Shroom namecaca were characters in a fighting video game?

[Lateral]

Example: @Mist is straight F tier dogshit, all of his attacks make him damage himself and the mechanic where he dies instantly if he doesn’t use his dilator every 5 seconds is awful.

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

Just stole this threads hymen.

 

[TYRONE CHICKEN BONE]

SHIEEEET WE WUZ IN STREET FIGHTER N SHIEET

 

[PRINCEssparkles]

Youd be the npc that gets flattened by a car being thrown in the opening scene

 

[Joseph]

Youd be the npc that gets flattened by a car being thrown in the opening scene

that's some regular show villian shit

 

[1876 o algo]

This game would fucking suck

 

[Abollo]

What if Claus was a character in a fighting video game?

 

[Lateral]

This game would fucking suck

Seething because he auto loses to Watergate combo.

 

[absolutely not dino]

Youd be the npc that gets flattened by a car being thrown in the opening scene

all of us *

 

[Lateral]

What if Claus was a character in a fighting video game?

Claus would easily be the sreal womangest character with his incredibly versatile and powerful BBC attacks. And that’s without mentioning his ultimate Sprunki move.

 

[Joseph]

all of us *

No, just you and op. You're irrelevant

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Seething because he auto loses to Watergate combo.

>Watergate? Talk about a ripple effect
>Nixon nose nothing
>Vietnam vexed
>Sleuth doofs get poofed
>Snooping around? Ground pounded into the filing cabinet!
>Caught in the act, no time to react
>Buster busted in the balls
>Nixon Knackered
>Intel for the Dick cartel

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

>Watergate? Talk about a ripple effect
>Nixon nose nothing
>Vietnam vexed
>Sleuth doofs get poofed
>Snooping around? Ground pounded into the filing cabinet!
>Caught in the act, no time to react
>Buster busted in the balls
>Nixon Knackered
>Intel for the Dick cartel

Yeah, I can't think of anything. None of this works.

 

[absolutely not dino]

No, just you and op. You're irrelevant

i am not irreleveant!!

 

[1876 o algo]

i am not irreleveant!!

Yea! What this literal who said!

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

>Watergate? Talk about a ripple effect
>Nixon nose nothing
>Vietnam vexed
>Sleuth doofs get poofed
>Snooping around? Ground pounded into the filing cabinet!
>Caught in the act, no time to react
>Buster busted in the balls
>Nixon Knackered
>Intel for the Dick cartel

Yeah, I can't think of anything. None of this works.

You know how some fighting games have those hero trophies where you can summon non-playable characters from a variety of franchises. I'm thinking of one for Richard Nixon called
>Suck my Dick and Kiss my Ass
And what happens is that you unlock the trophy, you end up summoning Henry Kissinger, and the fat piece of shit waddles over to Nixon and starts performing fellatio on him.

 

[absolutely not dino]

Yea! What this literal who said!

stop. im a literal everyone

 

[CX2]

i would be the raped character

 

[shekel]

What would be the most fappable character?

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

What would be the most fappable character?

Do you want the serious answer or the joke answer?