What if Soyjak Forum was a highschool

[Smoot]

3 school shootings in the first week

 

[pig]

3 school shootings in the first week

Nah id go bomberman up in that bitch

 

[worldatwar]

Nah id go bomberman up in that bitch

nah id give u an atomic wedgie

 

[Mist]

Jánnycórd invader posts worst bread ever, asked to leave the soysphere.

You're getting a swirly tomorrow

 

[_account]

You're getting a swirly tomorrow

You are not one of us.
Stop embarrassing yourself.

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

You are not one of us.
Stop embarrassing yourself.

same vibes:

 

[Mist]

You are not one of us.
Stop embarrassing yourself.

ts ain't so deep noob it's a forum about posting soyjaks bro

same vibes:
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noob is embarrassing himself with that post bruh

 

[shekel]

I am two of you.
Keep embarrassing myself.

 

[pig]

I am two of you.
Keep embarrassing myself.

Hey nîgger.
It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.

We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no. Here. Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time the Shróom will officially come to an end.

"kek u cant do sh*t"

Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.

You're probably all thinking

"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"

There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Catter and Shróot here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.

As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.

The clock is ticking, gentlemen.

We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget

 

[Nikizno]

What kind of cliques would there be
Who would be the bullies
Who would be the popular kids
Who would be the band kids
Who is the most likely to get thrown into lockers

Most importantly who would be the quiet kid

I swear I remember this exact same thread being made on the schlog.

 

[grimmki]

ill use my autism rage on the bullies and lock in

 

[Garf]

Ecstasy would be the gym teacher that takes pictures of the freshman girls changing

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

I and my fellow tradcath Aryan mexicans will save the white race by scribbling poorly made swastikas on the interiors of bathroom stalls.

 

[worldatwar]

I would be the gym teacher that takes pictures of the freshman girls changing

oh wrd?

 

[1876 o algo]

I and my fellow tradcath good boy mexicans will save the white race by scribbling poorly made swastikas on the interiors of bathroom stalls.

Who tf told you what I was up to in highschool???

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Who is the most likely to get thrown into lockers

 

[Smoot]

@cutebooru @princessparkles are the popular girls who everyone secretly jerks off too

 

[jimboobs]

If [insert namecaca] was in highschool he would be the quiet kid because he's just so weird and quirky haha, get it? Its because he's a pedophile and no one likes him

 

[Herpes Trout]

I hate you

 

[pig]

Me on the left