What if the nuschlog had won the war?

[ATWA ya dig?]

I genuinely wonder how glowberg is even alive. He looks like a corpse

The human body is impressive. He might just live to be 35 at this rate!

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

The human body is impressive. He might just live to be 35 at this rate!

God please no

 

[GQQT]

The human body is impressive. He might just live to be 35 at this rate!

>he'll push 40

 

[I seen it on the Internet]

He's obviously a vampire of sorts

Instead of feeding on blood he'd be feeding on attention

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

What if Claus won the war and the jews weren't able to make me a 5'4" balding autist with a micropenis and also pay women to avoid me?
There are some questions none of us can know the answer too, I'm afraid...

 

[Idkchud]

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ooooooooooooooooooooy @Shroot he just posted 'p DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

What if Claus won the war and the jews weren't able to make me a 5'4" balding autist with a micropenis and also pay women to avoid me?
There are some questions none of us can know the answer too, I'm afraid...

Hi "Afraid", I'm Cargo.

 

[Nikizno]

Well, for one, you'd be posting shitty meta threads about what would've happened if the shroom won on it three months later.

Then Goldberg would respond by saying that there would be a massive wave of foodists created by the shroom or some shit like that.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

It would be a Discord server, it would be /b/, it would be /nate/, and it would be a fucking shithole (redundant) run by a dumbass and his 'cord buddies who think rules and regulations equate to an attack and censorship on 'muh freeze peach', despite them censoring any freeze peach that makes fun of them or things they like. To add to that, more than one of them would definitely be exposed for being a paedophile, a degenerate or some other freak of nature.

As for the Shroom, SmallAnus would retreat into the black hole that is his anal cavity and never be heard from again. He's like the Lorax; he won't return until peace is restored.