What is the worst type of 'za you could send to a pooner?

[Daven]

On easter i sent a square cut gluten free pizza with ranch instead of tomato sauce, no cheese, ham, pineapple on it, with blue cheese dip on the side to a pooner, with no drink.

 

[Daven]

By "worst" i mean something you wouldn't eat

 

[LesChimeres]

poop and smegma pizza

 

[Daven]

poop and smegma pizza

I said something you wouldn't eat

 

[LesChimeres]

I said something you wouldn't eat

 

[Apeson]

custom -> xl-> no cheese -> no sauce > toppings: olives, pineapple, jalapeño.

 

[ザイバツ]

Cauliflower crust, either no sauce or double shitoko sauce, either no cheese or double vegan cheese, triple pineapple, triple anchovies, triple jalapenos, either baked lightly or burnt to a crisp.

 

[Apeson]

Cauliflower crust, either no sauce or double shitoko sauce, either no cheese or double vegan cheese, triple pineapple, triple anchovies, triple jalapenos, either baked lightly or burnt to a crisp.

I'm of the mentality that with 'zas less is better. It's psychological, a humongous pizza with nothing but a few jalapeños and pineapple slices is depressing.

 

[Daven]

I'm of the mentality that with 'zas less is better. It's psychological, a humongous pizza with nothing but a few jalapeños and pineapple slices is depressing.

Yeah but you could still eat it even if it is plain, you have to send them a biohazard.

 

[Apeson]

Yeah but you could still eat it even if it is plain, you have to send them a biohazard.

Would you just sit there eating plain bread with jalapeño, olives and pineapple for half an hour? After a while the chewing would start to get to you.

 

[Daven]

Would you just sit there eating plain bread with jalapeño, olives and pineapple for half an hour? After a while the chewing would start to get to you.

The pineapple would make it moist

 

[Apeson]

The pineapple would make it moist

even worse

 

[Daven]

But i'd much rather eat that over ranch, ham, pineapple, and gluten-free bread doe

 

[CX2]

im a pooner

 

[Apeson]

But i'd much rather eat that over ranch, ham, pineapple, and gluten-free bread doe

Here's the thing doe. You can potentially send more than one if you make it simple.

 

[Daven]

Here's the thing doe. You can potentially send more than one if you make it simple.

True.

 

[Ploot]

custom -> xl-> no cheese -> no sauce > toppings: olives, pineapple, jalapeño.

don’t make it with no cheese because they might know you’re trolling

 

[Dagonet]

Just send a pizza box with a note inside that says: "You stinky"

 

[ARKHAN THE BLACK]

Sausage pizza with extra sausage no cheese no sauce