Why do the "people" of the 'sphere hate Jimbo?

[CX2]

im serious..

im too am serious

 

[George Humphreys]

Before I joined the schlog, I used the irc and /qa/ (without a namecaca). I was sick of the fact he was enabling mikobowl's and joel's cacaotry by directly interacting with them so I started impersonating him on /qa/ and calling him a cacaot on the irc. I also knew of his erp cacaotry by proxy because of Ranjesh 'condalana' Kumar, who played with him (and destroyed him, because he's a noob at every game that's not an scna furcaca walking simulator) on CS:S and shared screenshots of his erp with mist. Eventually, he seethed so much at the fact I was joining the schlog that literally one of the first comments on my schlog profile was "kys marco (which was my irc name, and a frequent pseudonym I use)" by Jimbo because of the trolling he sustained there.

 

[George Humphreys]

jimbo is a disgusting southern shitoko shitgentilian nameroach mulatto stinkzilian that has ever existed. born at 600 pounds, noobly jimbo has only been fed a diet of 'p USB sticks and human shit. his shit covered skin and sulfuric brapnukes has caused an evacuation of all human life within 200 miles of him. his dad was 3 black guys and his mom was a fire ant nest. he is so noobly the other africans look at him in horror. he posts images like these as his skin sloughs off and is replaced by a new layer of human shit. his blood is HRT. his braps are his only method of movement as a 6 meter thick mound of hardened shit keeps him from walking. jimbo is the most disgusting "human" to ever be conceived.

 

[absolutely not dino]

hes too white

 

[Juaco_2]

he had previous pfps that were cropped porn of the 8 yr old protagonist of the game he shills and instead of being booted was kept due to being a milkful cow and approved to whitelist posts, which led to a wave of cringe and pornographic coal which slipped into trolls uploading antimatter disguised as "bait".

 

[Meursault(1)]

Beyond past actions on the Shlog (which frankly, pail to some of the things others have done on here) I genuinely cannot see why many such hate towards him. Everything negative he has done, another has also done, if not to worse effect. He isn't even that baitable nor abrasive of a character? Is the sole reason behind it all just quick laughs?
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waow you're telling me that egotistical jesters aren't respected?? that's surprising i need to think more to understand you're totally smart question that can't be answers with a simple thought

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

She Won't let me hit

 

[ME⠀]

'why do people hate jimbo'?

 

[Onzikin]

waow you're telling me that egotistical jesters aren't respected??

You should know from experience.

 

[Meursault(1)]

You should know from experience.

hey I still got some respect that's why I'm still here, besides I ain't got that much of ego, one must accept before they can prosper into the heavens

 

[Apeson]

Beyond past actions on the Shlog (which frankly, pail to some of the things others have done on here) I genuinely cannot see why many such hate towards him. Everything negative he has done, another has also done, if not to worse effect. He isn't even that baitable nor abrasive of a character? Is the sole reason behind it all just quick laughs?
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Moorshit is unbearably corny, Jimbo too to some extent.

 

[Onzikin]

Moorshit is unbearably corny.

He's juat elegant with words.

 

[worldatwar]

Moorshit is unbearably corny, Jimbo too to some extent.

mopslop reminds me of this one special ed kid i knew in high school that think he tuff n uses weak ahh insults on ppl until ppl insult him back then he start crying

 

[Namefag]

what even happen to jimbo why is he gone

Serious  Thread 'It all makes sense now.'

Apr 2, 2026

As I'm sure you all have figured out, our beloved kekcattle @jim🅱️o has gone missing, and you're probably wondering where he went; which is exactly the question I come to (You) shroomcacas today to attempt answering.

First, I would like to remind you all of an opinion expressed by Jimbo as early as the very first day of the shroom's existence:

Many of you, myself included, wrote this off as nothing more than another jimbo brap and moved on with our lives.

HOWEVER, I as well as anyone else am capable of being wrong, and to get the following point across I must also...

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• #freejimbo finding jimbo jimbo jimbo lost jimbo lost still jimbo search party
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he married xis discord e kitten and lives in indonesia now

You should know...

 

[George Humphreys]

mopslop reminds me of this one special ed kid i knew in high school that think he tuff n uses weak ahh insults on ppl until ppl insult him back then he start crying

I had the same kid but he was more autistic and was a xitter noob. the kind of noob to do a 2 pointing soyjaks face un ironically irl. I have a picture of it, might share it later

 

[grimmki]

is the jimboSphere considered hostile?

 

[CX2]

Serious  Thread 'It all makes sense now.'

Apr 2, 2026

As I'm sure you all have figured out, our beloved kekcattle @jim🅱️o has gone missing, and you're probably wondering where he went; which is exactly the question I come to (You) shroomcacas today to attempt answering.

First, I would like to remind you all of an opinion expressed by Jimbo as early as the very first day of the shroom's existence:

Many of you, myself included, wrote this off as nothing more than another jimbo brap and moved on with our lives.

HOWEVER, I as well as anyone else am capable of being wrong, and to get the following point across I must also...

• Namefag
• #freejimbo finding jimbo jimbo jimbo lost jimbo lost still jimbo search party
• Replies: 57
• Forum: /off/ - Off Topic

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You should know...
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lulz im brown and indonesian but in an aryan way btw

 

[George Humphreys]

lulz im brown and indonesian but in an aryan way btw

 

[CX2]

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