Why is this website so dead?

[ImSlackingOff]

So here's the thing:
I was going at my annual "noob raping and killing" trip to Somalia, everything went well until I noticed something most peculiar...

I looked at the mountains of dead noobs and they all looked like dead soyjak forums!

Very curious!



Funny joke made by:
-mi
Joke idea:
-Alive Aryan Adult
Writer:
-Santa Claus

 

[木制的尼尔森]

BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO

 

[木制的尼尔森]

AWARD WINNING KINO

 

[木制的尼尔森]

but in all seriousness, its because of the lack of active users during eurohours

 

[dap]

but in all seriousness, its because of the lack of active users during eurohours

it's not just eurohours, it's general lack of ongoing events or drama. most new users post here once and never come back because they don't have any activities to entertain xhemselves with other than weekly gamenights

 

[木制的尼尔森]

it's not just eurohours, it's general lack of ongoing events or drama. most new users post here once and never come back because they don't have any activities to entertain xhemselves with other than weekly gamenights

raids then

 

[dap]

raids then

this and advertising

 

[木制的尼尔森]

this and advertising

I just had an idea
what if we just shill our site on snca imageboards

 

[Nvtral]

Mhm.

 

[木制的尼尔森]

I just had an idea
what if we just shill our site on snca imageboards

what if we shill the shroom on social media

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

what if we shill the shroom on social media

just wait for summer holiday

 

[dap]

I just had an idea
what if we just shill our site on snca imageboards

normie social media gooder. i know most normnoobs are dummyed, but the only other option left is stagnation and death

 

[KangCobra]

>Look! It's a dead noob!

<Where? I don't see the shroom anywhere.

>OH HOHOHOHOHOHO

<HOHOHOHO

 

[ImSlackingOff]

it's not just eurohours, it's general lack of ongoing events or drama. most new users post here once and never come back because they don't have any activities to entertain xhemselves with other than weekly gamenights

Tsmt we're all moving to the swinny

 

[Dangeresque]

Tsmt we're all moving to the swinny

too much Sharty Derangement Syndrome as someone who browses it regularly and there is no other good soy TRADITIONAL FORUM website.
the only other thing competing the Shroom in terms of niche is the Broom but that place literally allows pedoes