Would you rather have an iPhone or a BBC

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Neither.

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

Neither.

You HAVE to choose

 

[pig]

Neither.

What if Google made the BBC Pixel
Kinda like the pixel phones only cacaots and autists use, but with some BLACKED flair.
Features:
>BLACKED browser, only allows you to visit BLACKED, BLACKEDRAW, and some other Greg Lansky interracial porn sites
>White venus moaning ringtones, when you hang up a call some noob says "Take my fucking cock bitch" at max volume
>Pro model with an 8" screen only available in BLACK, sissy cacaot lite model with a 4" screen offered in white
>External vibrator included in the box, connects to the USB-BC port for power
>Modem capable of only 5G data connectivity due to ZOG sissy brainwashing signals not being compatible with 4G/3G/2G radios
>Cliitty leakage and b.b.c cum resistant up to 50ml of fluid
>African tribal alarm clock sounds
>Mandatory BLACKED ad breaks for 20 minutes a day. The phone will lock up if you fail to view them
>Always-on front camera that streams your whiteboi face to chaturbate
>Qmessage, allows you to scan for BVLLS in a 10 mile radius using an enhanced version of the 3DS' StreetPass tech
>B.B.Cdrive cloud storage for storing unlimited files, at the cost of a giantBLACKED.COMwatermark on them
>911/emergency service calling disabled in low-income neighborhoods
Would you buy one

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

You HAVE to choose

Well, it'd be odd to be a white guy with a gigantic black penis when I already have a gigantic white penis. I'll take the iPhone, sell it for some cash, and buy a pizza.

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

Well, it'd be odd to be a white guy with a gigantic black penis when I already have a gigantic white penis. I'll take the iPhone, sell it for some cash, and buy a pizza.

In questions like this, selling the chosen object is cheating. You can't sell. No. Forbidden.

 

[Sloppyjakky]

iBBC 17

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

The British Broadcasting Company went to shit when it starting covering up for the UK's dummyed 1984 tier government. I'll choose the iPhone thank you very much.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

In questions like this, selling the chosen object is cheating. You can't sell. No. Forbidden.

Fine. Can I at least gift it to somebody I know? It'd do them better than it would me.

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

Fine. Can I at least gift it to somebody I know? It'd do them better than it would me.

No! YOU have to use it!!

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

No! YOU have to use it!!
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Wow, this sucks.

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

Wow, this rocks.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

an iphone because i don't wanna be black

Owning an iPhone is blacker than actually being black

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

Owning a hacked Android is whiter than actually being White.

 

[Blackred]

Owning an iPhone is blacker than actually being black

fuck

 

[Perfect Pepsilord]

I already have a bb(root)c

Broot makes the worst pun ever.

Asked to leave Soyjak.forum

 

[Broot]

Broot makes the worst pun ever.

Asked to leave Soyjak.forum

>making the worst puns.
>being asked to leave soyjak.forum

 

[GOLD TYRONE]

I'S HAVE BOTH SHIEEEEET

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

I want the sheep so I can shear it and make a killer blanket.