Zesty Jesus is a cuckold

[Thrembolone]

Mogs me

he's like 6'4 too, but only got a relationship after being 30 years old kek

 

[Rot]

I don't get it


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Wait what

yeah we told to do "The Zesty" pose and try to style his hair like him. It's so uncanny how alike they look, but I bet irl they look nothing alike.

 

[condolana]

I don't get it


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Wait what

N- No... They lied..? Over the internet!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK!

 

[You]

N- No... They lied..? Over the internet!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK!

who did

 

[You]

N- No... They lied..? Over the internet!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK!

I don't think I said they were the same person or cared for that matter

 

[condolana]

I don't think I said they were the same person or cared for that matter

I'm pretty sure that was Rot claiming that was what those people looked like.

 

[Rot]

I'm pretty sure that was Rot claiming that was what those people looked like.

it is what they look like, just has a shockingly similar appearance to Zesty and we poke fun at him all the time because of it.

 

[Joseph]

Who would have thought the man that had a fetish for "muscle mommies" was a cuck.

 

[catjakker]

I don't get it


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Wait what

aint no way bro realised that the thread is a joke just now

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

How about this instead

Spoiler: Warning: Pedo linguistics

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I think he made up some excuse for this saying he didn't know what it meant or that it was peer pressure or some jolly good stuff like that.


Oh, btw

looks like GuardianZet has some competition NOW!!!!!

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

rape lolipedos
Hang lolipedos
Use lolipedos as test subjects in labs

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

A story only told with pictures

@catjakker

 

[Barry]

 

[Apeson]

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Nu-mvm micspam gem just dropped.

 

[Apeson]

Zesty cuckold vs Uncle dane the molester main
who's winning the BLACKEDoff

 

[Barry]

Zesty cuck vs Uncle dane the molester main
who's winning the BLACKEDoff

Zesty would have an advantage until Uncle Dane the Molester Main builds a BBC sentry

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

Zesty cuckold vs Uncle dane the molester main
who's winning the BLACKEDoff

Zesty wins because uncle dane said the n word one time

 

[Barry]

Zesty wins because uncle dane said the n word one time

It's true
https://genius.com/Uncle-dane-hey-now-youre-a-keemstar-lyrics

 

[Shiny]

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I'm gonna spam this on the next nutopia sesh and casual raid, thanks shroot for this absolute gem

 

[Apeson]

Zesty wins because uncle dane said the n word one time

Little known fact is that uncle dane is actually idubbbz and anisa's bvll since he has given them life support with his streams several times at the cost of getting to rape anisa. That might give him points.