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dreams thread

i had a weird milltary dream where you could only use an rpg if you used this weird simulation thing where it would simulate where you are and i dont know what happens else but a real woman uses it high up on a mountain to snipe someone in the simulation and then they do it out of it and then they kill themselves

what does this mean?
 
Speaking of semi-sexual dreams, I remember a peculiar one pertaining to a megafat blonde gal in a green playboy bunny attire waddling around at a red carpet event.
Don't ask me why, I don't think I want to know either
I have never had a dream with any sexual undertones or content.
Not even once.
That's probably why swarthy's dream is so damn funny to me.
 
I kinda remember my dream today but only in fragments. I think I was is in a subway station and I saw these crocodile folk complain about the station's interior design and I was suddenly trapped in an old chinese house making large iron screw with Homer simpson for some reason and my captors were a man with a bandage on his eye and one with alien-looking eyes and I somehow escaped by building a shawarma contraption with the help of Homer having the blueprints and recipe for such and I woke up
 
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I kinda remember my dream today but only in fragments. I think I was is in a subway station and I saw these crocodile folk complain about the station's interior design and I was suddenly trapped in an old chinese house making large iron screw with Homer simpson for some reason and my captors were a man with a bandage on his eye and one with alien-looking eyes and I somehow escaped by building a shawarma contraption with the help of Homer having the blueprints and recipe for such and I woke up
All roads lead to shawarma contraption.
 
last dream i was in some tourist spot in a town and i ran into Spongebob and Patrick who were looking for Gary. they asked me for help to find him and i accepted. i went around wandering for some time, sneaking into stores, only notable thing was finding some pac man ghosts until i entered some rusty worn down souvenir store and ended up breaking into the basement, where i found Gary literary butchered into a bunch of pieces on a table. I alerted spongebob who came and started to cry realistically while holding Gary's remains, then i woke up. this is concerning.
 
Damnit, forgot to write down the past two days worth of dreams. I'll just dump key-words for the ones to hard to explain. NFT, convention, chairs, hall, 600, archive auction, hug, unleashed, blue boxes, living in practice zone, quake, garda hunt in cousins old home, parkour down stair-well.

Now for a shorter segment of a larger dream. I was at the top of a staircase, perhaps twelve stories high. I was wearing a standard shirt, and black pants, typical office-wear. It was quite dim out, cloudy day. From the large, open-pane window that stretched the entire furthest wall I could see a construction sight below and a small town not too dissimilar from the one I live close too. As I walked forward however, I spotted a young man wearing similar apparel dangling from the part of the window that typically slides open to let a draft in, see the small panes in picrel 2. I walked to where his fingers held-on and slammed my fist onto them where he then fell. I walked onward assuming all was fine until I then spotted the disabled kid from Breaking Bad--working as a window-cleaner--frantically slamming on the window shouting at me for what I did and why. I put my two thumbs onto my ears, wiggled my fingers mockingly and turned before smugly walking to the furthest wall of the room and behind a table, as I knew he was out there and I was in here. The wall itself, all the walls actually, were plain white and freshly painted. The floor was a grey carpet. Anyhow, I then walked the only other accessible room from here, that being the bathroom. Leaving him stood banging frantically at the window.

As I walked into the pitch black room, the glint of the sun outside illuminated a bath that was on the left side of the small room and the figure in-front of me. An emoji, like the one in picrel three but a looking upward and without the hands. The door shut and it asked "Are they gone yet?", still completely still. Before continuing to speak to me about something which is completely lost on me. After a few moments it vanished, and in its place was a large image of a red trading card with the same layout as those Pokemon ones. There was no text or anything, but within the image box was the silhouette of a chicken. With every word the card would flip over horizontally, revealing that the card had the same image on the other side but the red swapped for a baby blue. I recall it saying something somewhat upsetting but it's lost on me.
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i remember walking around a neighborhood that had a bunch of minecraft buildings everywhere, but then i had a vision of dnb (the dave and tranbi kind), which made me clitty leak so much i started hunting for the cause of the vision. none of the minecraft buildings had anything, so i ventured so far out that i stumbled into a city where i ended up in some neat looking neon hotel, it had a cool bar and pool but there were some noobs screaming so i got out of there. adventually, i got a device which tracked some family of 4 that i deemed the cause of my leakage and started chasing them like i was a deranged animal out for blood. i located them at the end of a pier at the end of the city and they were just some 1800's white family chaps that had no idea what i was and were pleading for mercy but before i went feral the dream ended.
 
I was browsing this site using the Shroomy Gold theme and there was a "coal" event where every react, image, badge and custom title became a picture of the coal texture from Minecraft. For some reason I was browsing the site on a tablet whilst sat in a huge field with tall trees that I've been too before. Day time by the way, although there was no wind or noise in the air. I recall opening a thread and getting into an argument with Starbing_Artiste I think? Then the dream transitioned to something else but it's lost on me.
 
I was browsing this site using the Shroomy Gold theme and there was a "coal" event where every react, image, badge and custom title became a picture of the coal texture from Minecraft. For some reason I was browsing the site on a tablet whilst sat in a huge field with tall trees that I've been too before. Day time by the way, although there was no wind or noise in the air. I recall opening a thread and getting into an argument with Starbing_Artiste I think? Then the dream transitioned to something else but it's lost on me.
Hold on, I took a picture of the tree I saw in the dream when I went to the field later in the same day of writing this.

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It was from this angle too as I was lying on my back whilst using the tablet.
 
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last night i had a dream where i was with a group of 4-5 in some sort of escape room. we already got through four rooms and needed to get through four more and the rooms were decorated like a manchild's room filled with comic book figurines and toy cars. i somehow got out of the escape room by accident and was lurking outside the building still thinking it was the escape room (trusting ze plan) and digging in people's yards thinking there were diamonds in the ground. adventually i made my way back to the building and took a bathroom break. when i walked back out a literal mob of noobs were blocking the big hallway and smiled at me as they pulled out needles and knifes before slowly approaching me. i started screaming in fear as they got me and started injecting needles into me and i somehow opened the java minecraft pause menu and clicked the [Save and Quit to Title] which immediately woke me up. i swear i could've felt the needle and checked around the room to make sure there weren't any actual noobs trying to kidnap me.
 
Midnight, Halloween. Outside of a three story building, there was a small chipper. In here I was inside with an aunt--mid 20s-- that I've never seen before with pink hair, her husband in dark blue hair with a broad stature and my family and uncle. Both were dressed like royalty. This chipper was square in shape with the second half separated via a silver, reflective countertop. To add, everyone was wearing Halloween costumes. My younger brother was wearing a red tracksuit with devil ears, my mother was wearing a very tacky witch costume and as for my father and uncle, I forget. Frankenstein maybe? I don't know.

Everyone inside was sat in three rows, split in the middle for direct access to the counter from the door. All the rows had three stools each, making 18 total. They were cushioned with a white spongy material and they themselves were adjustable. Everyone had ordered already except myself. My family were talking, and my aunt and her husband were loudly discussing their time in Hollywood. Their discussion was clearly meant for the room rather then themselves, but what they were actually talking about was how while they were there, all they could see anywhere was blue and white due to a movie advertising campaign running for a new James Bond film. The husband then loudly complained about the fact that what they watched on their first night in Hollywood was unpopular in the area, stating that "We're probably the only people here watching this!" while this was said the dream briefly cut to himself actually stating that exact line to the Aunt the day before in their little dinky, minimalist, plain white Hollywood apartment.

I had enough of this so I went to the counter and asked to order. I rummaged around in my pockets and saw that I had a tenner, five two euro coins, a fifty pound note which is completely useless in Ireland, and a couple loose five cent coins. I looked at the menu while the worker, small in stature, some stubble, glasses, small white cap with the company logo and a white apron. The menu--written in black on a vertically long rectangular board--had four flavours of milkshake, a large some burgers and some other stuff I didn't look at. During this brief moment of looking at the menu my mother commentated on what I was looking at from across the room, not mockingly but clearly not in my aid. The one thing that caught my eye was an option clearly added recently due to it being Halloween, a large green slime sticker with writing space in the middle, on the right end of the menu with somehing wrote on it that I forget. I chose that and a banana milkshake.

I then went to get my costume, as until now I was wearing a blue tracksuit. I exited the building, to which the dream transitioned in and out to the apartment block near the chipper. I was in a long hallway and the door I was teleported in-front of was clearly mine, so I grabbed the newfound key from my pocket and let myself in. Next thing I knew I was right back outside fully dressed in the most dummyed, cheap looking zombie costume ever. For some reason, I was wearing fishnets in place of pants, and not the wom*n clothing, actual fishnets, that were tied around my stomach like a belt and dangling down over my legs. I turned left and walked towards a wooden door, which when opened lead to a large room. The room had the option of going left and down a staircase to the bottom floor right as you walked in, but just beside the staircase there was two elevator shafts with buttons. I walked to the elevator as I didn't know my way out beyond the bottom floor being where I had to go, and I was on the third.

I stepped into the elevator on the right, still wearing the dummyed costume, and pressed the bottom button. At the press of this button the elevator went hurdling down much faster then I anticipated to the point of myself even getting two seconds of air time. After a loud thud I was on some basement level rather then the first, and the door opened. I pressed the button above the last which was to no avail. So instead I pressed the up arrow button that was besides the buttons which select the floors and slowly tapped it until the light of the first floor bled through the crack in the open door. I did this until it was to a level where I could hop up and crawl through the crack. Once out the elevator fell behind me and I found myself with a fade in and out, back at the chipper. I walked in and waited in the newfound queue until it was my turn and asked for my food. I then got handed the food and the milkshake, the food itself being a small cardboard tub with rice and sliced up bits of bacon. I sat down with my family on the left rows of stools and sat down, where the dream then ended.
 
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I’ve dreamt better and more times than any of you have hot dinners.

This one time I was assaulted in a dream, I was staying at a hotel and this man came out of the window curtains— like he was hiding in them.

He attacked me and I got very scared
 
Sometimes, in the most scariest dreams, I couldn't breathe, like my neck was being grabbed and I couldn't do anything.
I remember one dream, feeling like the world getting steep and falling within.
Brain quickly shut that off and skipped to morning.
 
I think I am thoroughly brainrotten
I had another wet dream about her
There's feds outside your home beaming signals into your mind every night as you sleep. Turn your room into one large faraday cage like the guy who owned Pirate Bay.
 
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