ITT I try making hooch

[shipment]

Is that like bailey's?

Unrelated to the thread but Baileys is fucking rancid. Snotty, fattening, bitter shite.

 

[CX2]

Idk I just saw it on tasting history

indian poop wine

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

indian poop wine

GuardianZet wine?

 

[Apeson]

Distilling is illegal

Realistically as long as you don't go and try selling it, there's no real way police could find out. It's not 1930.

 

[Sloppyjakky]

what the fuck is that shit bruh

cum

 

[cute bunnies WABAG]

im studying enology and from my perspective of an "expert" you did the safest thing you could possibly do without contracting aids or some shit, to put flavours in use juices or syrups but dont let them ferment with the hooch as that will probably poison you if done incorrectly

 

[CX2]

im studying enology and from my perspective of an "expert" you did the safest thing you could possibly do without contracting aids or some shit, to put flavours in use juices or syrups but dont let them ferment with the hooch as that will probably poison you if done incorrectly

i fermented coffee in lemons and now i test positive for bbc

 

[cute bunnies WABAG]

i fermented coffee in lemons and now i test positive for bbc

told you. always follow trusted stuff verified by snopes cute bunnies WABAG

 

[CX2]

told you. always follow trusted stuff verified by snopes cute bunnies WABAG

do cbwabags really?

 

[Namefag]

Batch #2 underway

in this one I substituted some (not all) of the sugar for brown sugar and honey, I'm hoping this will give it a more palatable flavor o algo.

 

[BURN NIGGERS RAPE ALL NIG]

youre gonna die

 

[shipment]

I respect the balls for using an unsanitized, non-airtight plastic bottle for this and not giving a fuck.

 

[[ಒಂಬತ್ತು]]

I threw this together last night. For now it's just yeast in sugar water but I'll likely end up some throwing some other flavor in there, probably a fruit, maybe some honey
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Doesn't fruit contain fructose, which turns into methanol when fermented?

 

[Sloppyjakky]

Batch #2 underway
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in this one I substituted some (not all) of the sugar for brown sugar and honey, I'm hoping this will give it a more palatable flavor o algo.

the cum turned into piss

 

[Apeson]

Jimbo does this but he ages noob cum in plastic bags and throws it at ICE agents who try to deport him.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

It's white like semen. [Insert a joke about Santa Claus having a caca relative who drinks semen eggnog because xhe's a caca here]

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

Jimbo does this but he ages noob cum in plastic bags and throws it at ICE agents who try to deport him.

After reading this spadeson joined ICE

 

[Namefag]

I respect the balls for using an unsanitized, non-airtight plastic bottle for this and not giving a fuck.

This is medical grade compared to actual prison hooch doebeit. Maybe one day I'll stop being an SLF and get actual equipment and try making liquor that actually tastes good

Doesn't fruit contain fructose, which turns into methanol when fermented?

Fruit makes trace amounts of methanol no matter what but I've decided against fermenting it regardless because I'm not tryna drink a moldy apple dissolved in bootleg sugar wine

 

[Namefag]

Anyways batch #2 update

Makes a shitload of carbonation, even more than the first one.

Smells only of brown sugar and cinnamon at this point. Which is also better than my first bottle.

I hear I could make a basic mead if I just used all honey, but honey is expensive so I'm not doing that o algo

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

Anyways batch #2 update
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Makes a shitload of carbonation, even more than the first one.

Smells only of brown sugar and cinnamon at this point. Which is also better than my first bottle.

I hear I could make a basic mead if I just used all honey, but honey is expensive so I'm not doing that o algo

Try to make a mead