lifesucksthenyouacks really interesting blog that will definitely be updated really often

I just tried watching Blade Trinity
I tapped out after like 50 minutes it was so shit
Shame too because I really liked the first one and I liked the sequel

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Today has not been my day. For the third time in a row my local Starbucks doesn’t have the Cranberry Bliss Bar stocked which sucks because that’s the best dessert item they sell there. They really need to make it a year round item. When I went to this sandwich shop I recognized this crazy dyke bitch I remember from high school. Fortunately she was too busy sitting there talking with her mom so she likely didn’t recognize me, but even if she did she didn’t do shit so whatever. Also my dad decided today was a great day for a sinus infection so instead of going out for dinner today we’re not going out at all (I have to leave home this weekend and I have plans with my few friends here tomorrow)

 

[PRINCE VEGETA]

Poop is coming

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

I watched a bit of the first Hunger Games movie, mostly just to test my speaker setup in the basement home theater. The shakycam usage really is excessive, I get where it makes sense, like having the camera shake as it pans across the kids getting reaped makes sense, it shows tension and stress, but why the fuck is it still shaking whenever it's focusing on Effie or whatever the weirdo Capitol lady was named? She doesn't feel anything from any of this. Makes it feel less of a proper stylistic choice and more like something done for the sake of doing things differently.

Oh and Haymitch is the best character in the film, Katniss is an annoying BPD cunt and Peeta is SNCA

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

Katniss is an annoying BPD cunt

Never date a BPD princess ever.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Never date a BPD princess ever.

I’ve seen enough of Ian Jomha’s relationship to understand that

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

I’ve seen enough of Ian Jomha’s relationship to understand that

In the words of Will Stancil:
"Somebody's gotta do something!"

 

[Sloppyjakky]

In the words of Will Stancil:
"Somebody's gotta do something!"

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Today at lunch I was going to one of the self checkout registers and this geriatric late 50s balding douchebag started cursing me out because he was supposedly waiting for one even though he was like ten feet back and looking at his phone and pizza and then when I backed off he started passively aggressively telling me to go ahead. Fuсk that guy. I wish I wasn’t a law abiding citizen because I was pretty close to getting a chair and hitting him around the head with it.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Overslept today so I worked from home. Either slept through or accidentally shut off my alarm. Usually in such a situation my mom will call me anyway around this time but she's been pretty sick the past week due to something my dad caught from work.
Today was the birthday of this one girl in our coworker GC, I guess. Didn't want to say anything too early because she doesn't really fuck with me. At a party she said that if I got hammered that I'd probably be "lowkey unhinged" so my guess is that I give off too many chud vibes (despite me trying to hide any such vibes to begin with). I ended up not saying anything.
The guy working at the sandwich shop I got lunch from was pretty enthusiastic about his job.

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

Overslept today so I worked from home. Either slept through or accidentally shut off my alarm. Usually in such a situation my mom will call me anyway around this time but she's been pretty sick the past week due to something my dad caught from work.
Today was the birthday of this one girl in our coworker GC, I guess. Didn't want to say anything too early because she doesn't really fuck with me. At a party she said that if I got hammered that I'd probably be "lowkey unhinged" so my guess is that I give off too many chud vibes (despite me trying to hide any such vibes to begin with). I ended up not saying anything.
The guy working at the sandwich shop I got lunch from was pretty enthusiastic about his job.

Tell the girl: “It’s called being a patriot!”

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Tell the girl: “It’s called being a patriot!”

Sure thing, if I see her, and end up in a conversation with her, and the context fits, and I'm drunk enough

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

Sure thing, if I see her, and end up in a conversation with her, and the context fits, and I'm drunk enough

Gemmy

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Got my physical done today. Nothing particularly special about my results but under "Psychiatry" the clinician commented "On the spectrum. Avoids eye contact." Put that shit in bold too

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

Got my physical done today. Nothing particularly special about my results but under "Psychiatry" the clinician commented "On the spectrum. Avoids eye contact." Put that shit in bold too

>Getting anally examined and gets labeled autistic
Nusois...

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

>Getting anally examined

Meds this didn’t happen

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

In honor of Jonathan "Nojak" Estis I shook my shammy and bought an Oreo Shamrock McFlurry from McDonalds today.
It was pretty good, I liked it more than the Shammy Shake I had a couple years back as the mint flavoring was less overpowering. I've never had any McFlurries before this moment but I bet a normal one would probably be better (not much of a mint guy), but this was still really good.

 

[Dagonet]

In honor of Jonathan "Nojak" Estis I shook my shammy and bought an Oreo Shamrock McFlurry from McDonalds today.
It was pretty good, I liked it more than the Shammy Shake I had a couple years back as the mint flavoring was less overpowering. I've never had any McFlurries before this moment but I bet a normal one would probably be better (not much of a mint guy), but this was still really good.

But what if you made Nikocado Avocado style mukbang but instead of a fat noob, It's you wearing a bald cap, glasses, and a shirt that says "I heart soy"?

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

But what if you made Nikocado Avocado style mukbang but instead of a fat noob, It's you wearing a bald cap, glasses, and a shirt that says "I heart soy"?

It wouldn't be as funny because what made Nikocado entertaining was that he was a zesty lardass who acted more like a cartoon character than a human being

 

[LesothoSoldier1488]

Finally found your blog
I really think you're such a interesting namecaca. I mean, getting throught all that drama(soypocalypse, cacacaust, brownocaust) and still not being banned or harmed is such skill. Specially seeing how short the average lifespan of a namecaca is.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Finally found your blog
I really think you're such a interesting namecaca. I mean, getting throught all that drama(soypocalypse, cacacaust, brownocaust) and still not being banned or harmed is such skill. Specially seeing how short the average lifespan of a namecaca is.
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I've been banned on two occasions, once mistakenly (some caca in the QAfe was impersonating me) and once for a valid reason (I posted some dogshit NAS soy parody on the 'ru after being fed up with it) but for some reason my ban was lifted. After that ban I've just sort of stayed in my lane with activity that comes and goes.