>Rage baited into lucidity. I despise most of you to my very core, I'm done. I'd rather rot alone than speak with the never-ending cess-pit of you morons for another precious minute of my own finite time. Fin.
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catjakker said:
i didn't say that though
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"...he's just not relevant enough to be datamined."
-Catjakker (June 6th, 2026)
lifesucksthenyoudie said:
If Gemerson is really Patrick Tomlinson then I wouldn't mess with him, he managed to scam 500K out of the Wisconsin government
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No child, Patrick Sean Tomlinson actually scammed $575,000 out of the City of Milwaukee, this is why your live is already over, enjoy prison.
 
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GemersonLakeAndPalmer said:
"...he's just not relevant enough to be datamined."
-Catjakker (June 6th, 2026)

No child, Patrick Sean Tomlinson actually scammed $525,000 out of the City of Milwaukee, this is why your live is already over, enjoy prison.
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"not relevant" and "not relevant enough" is not the same thing
 
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June 6th, 2026: Mahdi’s birthday today and the dance. I woke up early to get dressed for the Saturday mass. I didn’t have any coffee creamer so I put in At mass, one of Adam II’s friends sat next to me. We went through mass as usual and I didn’t open Adam II’s missal to use. After mass I texted Kateri with this message at 9:52am:
>What time will you pick me up at?
I walked home and got in to write a bit more. I gamed a little bit and then packed my laundry for the laundromat, using my bedsheet to cover the laundry so people don’t see my socks or underwear. I got in and there was this single Black mother with her loud as fuck iPad kid which was screaming when I got a message from Kateri at 10:44am which read:
<How far away are you from the festival?
I sent her an image and agreed on 4:40pm. I went back home to walk past a community event picking up trash. I cooked ramen for lunch then went over to throw my stuff in the dryer, yet they were all occupied and this kid was screaming again. I messaged Kateri at 12:01pm:
>Just got back to throw my laundry in the dryer and all of them are occupied plus this iPad kid is crying loudly.
I waited a bit for the laundry to be open and then did it, I went back and I decided to grab a snow shovel to pick up half-composted leaves and throw them in a trash bag before changing my mind and sweeping some of it into the sewage grate. At 12:38pm, Kateri texted me back to continue the conversation:
<I detest iPad children
>💀💀💀
>A bunch of people in the neighborhood were picking up trash so I decided to sweep some composted leaves near my house into a sewer grate.
<Community Service 🫡
>I got tired after a bit.
>😢
I went inside and folded my clothes, putting my outfit back on and then I went to the bathroom at 4:39pm but got a call from Kateri then that she was there. I got out quickly and into her car, we hugged and talked. She told me her oldest brother wasn’t really Catholic but he thought about getting confirmed and his girlfriend laughed at him. Kateri’s cousin, who was adopted to be her sister, was also an atheist. We also talked about her getting catcalled by an Indian man old enough to be her father and also the absence of Somalis at the Mall of America now that ICE cleared out the people there. Kateri listed herself as moderate on CatholicMatch as she didn’t really support president Trump. We arrived to the ethnic festival and I got $10 in tickets to split between us. I used mine first to get beer and she tried first this nutella crepe. I drank the beer and then went to buy $10 ćevapi for dinner, the ćevapi was just 2 slightly toasted slices of bread, 5 of the actual meat pieces, and diced onions. While eating that, I snorted a bit and had some of it get in my nose. I had to blow it out 3 times until it was all gone. Kateri told me about her beloved horse Pilot. We did a game where you had to hit a hammer to launch a rubber chicken into 3 slowly rotating pots, 5 chickens for each of us and we both got 1 in. We went into the church for the bathroom and when we walked out there were 3 women, one whom I will be calling Abscond, her sister, and another whom I will be calling Dorothy. I introduced Kateri to them as Abscond recognized me from the talk on Monday, she then said she had to abscond herself from the situation as they left. I went online and read the definition of abscond:
“Abscond, intransitive verb: To leave quickly and secretly and hide oneself, often to avoid arrest or prosecution.”
As we went out, the band played “Don’t Speak” and the keyboarder wasn’t doing anything, Kateri asked why even have one so I read from the Wikipedia page for No Doubt to see if they had a keyboardist:
≫No Doubt is an American rock band formed in Anaheim, California in 1986. For most of its career, the band has consisted of vocalist and founding member Gwen Stefani, guitarist Tom Dumont, bassist Tony Kanal and drummer Adrian Young. Keyboardist Eric Stefani, Gwen's brother, was also a founding member but quit in 1994.
So the keyboardist was useful. We did a game of kicking velcro-esque soccer balls onto a giant inflatable dart board as we talked with a Republican Black guy (he clearly loved guns) and his wife. There was a different game where you’d have to toss rings on bottles of alcohol to win them, I asked if I could try and dump the entire bucket from the fence post and the guy disagreed, I grabbed a bucket for $20 and kept some rings and dumped the rest…
Some bottles almost broke when they fell. None of the rings landed.
We left at 6:40pm to drive to the dance. I got in and recognized a few people like Anders, French Paul, Loid, and Yor. I tried to dance with Kateri with a little box step but it was like trying to ride a wild horse. I had to teach her the box-step, I would try to spin her around either left or right and she wouldn’t get what direction I was trying to spin her. Agaw and her fiancé arrived so I introduced those two to Kateri, they talked for quite a while and I got some water to drink. Adam II wasn’t present and I didn’t bring his missal or his book. We got ready for the line dance where we did a tutorial on the swing dance. I didn’t end up with Kateri and danced with a much older woman pushing the age limit of 40. I’d say she’s 45 actually. The lines were chaotic so I decided to dance with Martha’s coworker, who knew what she was doing. I got back and danced a bit more before dancing with another woman from the last time I went dancing there. I danced with a few others like Dorothy, informing me she’s from the city where Six Flags is located, and then Abscond’s sister. I asked Agaw to dance but she declined. Abscond’s sister was born in Falmouth, Massachusetts but she moved when she was 2 and Abscond was born in Appleton after the move. They were both pretty short and had to be roughly 5’2”, compared to Kateri at 6’1” or Loid being much taller than me. The older sister was much fatter. I noticed that the older sister’s name was similar to Agaw’s first name so I asked her the spelling and it was the exact same as I got a drink from the old lady running the bar at the soccer club which was amaretto liquor halfway filling a plastic cup with coke to go with, I took this picture after sipping a tiny portion of it:
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I danced with Abscond herself but didn’t talk much and a few other guys danced with Kateri. We danced to Rasputin and it was getting pretty late so Kateri and I agreed to leave at 10:20pm. I realized Kateri looks a lot like WoahVicky without the glasses. Also the song list for the dance:


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We drove home and she told me every woman there got their dress from TJ Maxx. Also her mom was near my old apartment and she had to pick her up. I got dropped off and then took a shower before falling asleep. Waiting for her to text me when she got home.

Song of the Day - Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy - The Andrew Sisters (1941)
 
lifesucksthenyoudie said:
She’s pushing 30, she’s too old to monkey branch to Clav
Why is every chud adjacent e-girl trying to cozy up to this dumbass sperg (rhetorical question btw), I saw a clip of Letty from Fishtank trying to cozy up to him and it was cringe af
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Victoria Waldrip (that's her real name) is 26 now. The whole reason why every woman is trying to cozy up to him is as the looksmaxxers and incels say: women love looks (like Clavicular's looksmaxxing) and status (He has his own Wikipedia article.)
catjakker said:
"not relevant" and "not passing a certain point of relevancy" is not the same thing
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Technically they are.
 
catjakker said:
there can't be technicality in such term, its simply too broad
its like saying that you're "not autistic" and "not autistic enough", obviously i mean that you have some amount of autism in you, just not enough to give you a clean and correct diagnosis of classic autism
although in this case, you are clearly autistic
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Cope, when you meant that I wasn't relevant enough to be datamined, you obviously meant that I was irrelevant. Also this post is the same # as the year Christopher Columbus discovered the Caribbean islands.
 
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June 7th, 2026: At 12:39am, Kateri texted me:
<Home and alive
But I was sleeping by then. Anyways it’s the Lord’s day today. I woke up at 7:00am and got out of bed a bit later. I got dressed in by yellow striped button-up and took the bus at 8:55am. I arrived quite early and was there during the rosary prayer and at 8:34am, I recorded the guy with the interesting pronunciation:
https://voca.ro/14kvh6TX5GeF
I prayed and the Omahan sat next to me, I had read off of his missal during the mass and someone from Kalamazoo, Michigan was doing mass here. I received the eucharist and spotted Dorothy, Yor, and Loid in line. Going back after mass was done, I asked to buy a missal, fully expecting it to cost $65 dollars. Turns out it costs $20 and was much smaller than I thought. I went to the breakfast event to get some donuts. I talked with this guy living in Madison, Wisconsin from De Pere, Wisconsin named Lars, the Latin mass situation there wasn’t as good. I talked with Clyde a bit as she told me about Cliffe evangelizing yesterday. I talked with Dorothy and then had a strawberry coated cream donut plus a blueberry frosting donut. I caught a different bus home as mine would be there in 23 minutes, then transferred to a second bus with a shorter delay. I got back home and on the google doc to add all the Bible reading progress I made. Anyways here’s a picture of the missal:
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At 2:06pm while doing research on my maternal grandfather’s priest brother, I found out he went to the nearby seminary and graduated in 1953 with a focus on liturgy. I went on to game more before going on KiwiFarms. At 4:54pm: Dcss wrote to me:
<I’m going to 🍇 you
And then later at 5:17pm:
<just kill yourself man
Wow, I replied at 5:21pm with:
>@Null @Useful Mistake @REGENDarySumanai @Thé au lait @AltisticRight Ban this incel chud for giving my feelings a hecking booboo.
He then hit me with 5:22pm:
<You’re worth nothing and you should kill yourself
I am actually worth something to be honest. I made myself some dinner, 3 sunny side up eggs with the last of the rice. I got these series of texts from fAsherah at 5:48pm:
<Ok so !! [company] situation is apparently Weird--one of our merch guys just got fired so I assumed we had a merch position open (thats what i figured you would be doing), but apparently we do Not right now . Rather HR lady said that right now we need Cashiers bc all of the merch ppl are doing cashiering shifts instead of filling in the merch opening; we talked abt Maybe u could start temporarily cashiering until some more positions get balanced and then transfer to merch the next time they need to fill a space (happens often, you know retail)
<The position u applied for is apparently like, the certified wine connoisseur ppl who walk around informing customers abt the different wines which i think its safe to say ur not exactly qualified for lol, lady says that if ur interested u can reapply for the front end/cashier position Or they can just keep u on file until merch Directly opens up again
So I’ll have to re-apply tomorrow. I watched some more YouTube on the TV I worked on this document with LibreOffice writer where I’d get the list of ex cathedra statements made by Popes throughout history (Tome to Flavian, Letter of Pope Agatho, Benedictus Deus, Cum occasione, Auctorem fidei, Ineffabilis Deus, and Munificentissimus Deus) and format them to be like books of the Bible, but someone asked me yesterday to talk about the after mass food. I thought the cafe event might be this week so I went to be sure. I got Pope Leo I’s Tome to Flavian partway finalized before heading to mass. Lucas and another woman. Joseph sat next to me as I spotted Thomas in the back and also Bartholomew and Lauren, sitting far from each other. The priest was sadly being reassigned on June 15th. I received the Eucharist and then went to pray before heading home. I took a shower and went back on the computer. At 10:57pm: David Thoughie on KiwiFarms invited me to a DM chain with the starting message:
<If you leave this DM chain then you are a gay cacaot who likes dick and Arby's.
I just called Dcss gay or whatever. I posted my blogpost then went to sleep.

Song of the Day: Pocketful of Rainbows - Elvis Presley (1960)
 
June 8th, 2026: More prayer today and applying to jobs. I woke up early, before James the Great and had the last of my cereal for breakfast. James said he needed help to take the couch, the small table next to it, the television, and the large table the television was on. We took the large table first, then the tv, the television, and then carried out the black couch as it took both of us working carefully. We got it all out but the parking situation on our street was absolutely jam packed with cars. James brought his mom’s van from Caledonia and he needed to pull it up, but we just had it block the street. We got the stuff in and he had accidentally cut himself so I gave him my keys to run back inside to wash his hands. It took a while but at 12:55pm someone drove down our road and was stuck, so I texted James the Greater:
>Someone’s here.
Yet he still wasn’t out. It took him a minute to get outside and then he drove it out. Thankfully we didn’t get arrested for doing that. I went back up to the apartment and took out the vacuum to clean up the rug that James had left behind. I cooked up the last of the shitoko Korean ramen with cubed ham and leaves (I don’t know what to exactly call it) of cabbage. I decided that I should move my desk outside. I first took my monitors out then the cables and finally the PC tower. I wiped down the table for my desk and then got the sawhorses to set it up on and finally had this as the completed product:
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I gamed and wrote for quite a while until I decided to go to daily mass. I went out and saw that the bus would be a bit late for my desires, at 4:57pm I got on and got off at 5:12pm, yet thanks to God, I arrived exactly when it should start and the Ted Williams guy was there. I did the motions and the homily was ok. I left and briefly thought about waiting to get groceries then to catch a different bus home. I just decided to get back and make dinner for myself. James was back by now making his own dinner and bringing his groceries back. I ran to the convenience store where Spencer worked and bought neapolitan ice cream, eating it back at home. I was playing Holdfast when I got a dreaded text from none other than Asherah at 8:12pm, it horrified me to my core:
<As-salāmu ‘alaikum How are you doing today?
I checked and saw it was on WhatsApp… so she got hacked. Well in terms of women texting me, at 8:41pm Kateri texted me back after I double texted her and here is the conversation
<Pretty good
<Long day at work
>How was it?
>I went to daily mass at the cathedral.
<It was good
<How was mass?
>Pretty short
>How many hours do you work?
<I did barn chores this morning @7 and then 10-7 for my other job
>What other job?
<I’m a respite worker
>What’s that?
<An informal caregiver that steps in temporarily at someone’s home for a primary family caregiver. Typically for special needs children or disabled individuals
>I was a special needs child…
>🙄
Yeah I fucked up on that one. I took a shower and went to sleep after blogposting.

Song of the Day: Mr. Wonderful - SMiLE.dk (1998)
 
June 9th, 2026: Another day of applying to jobs. I broke my personal record today and applied to 6 jobs in total. One of them was found on jobs.now which is a website where they find “hidden” job postings hidden so they have an excuse to spread the H-1B virus more to the United States, I spotted one that I was slightly qualified for and applied to it putting in the reference code in the headline and writing in the email sent at 8:51am:
>Here's my application. As a US citizen willing to relocate within the United States, I look forward to hearing from you.
Yeah fuck you guys. I hope more Republicans (and some Democrats) get the courage to eliminate the virus and save American workers. I was still on my cJames had his bag of books out in the living room:
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I’m not sure what he did with the other stuff like my history book I gifted him, probably still in his apartment. I had no lunch and then decided to go outside. I stayed inside applying for jobs until like 2:00pm, I had beaten my previous record of 5 jobs by applying to 6 today, at 2:19pm I received an email from my mother reading:
<Gemerson,
<I saw this job and it is mostly tech support, so I revised your resume. Take a look and modify it if necessary. I also developed a cover letter.
<You may want to keep this resume to apply for tech support jobs.
<I see that you added a lot of pursuits in your spreadsheet. Good for you!
I felt motivated today but I spent more time in my bedroom. James the Great came back later and I had to rush to my desktop to turn the monitors off, he didn’t see anything thankfully. I left earlier than usual for the daily mass at the cathedral, I applied for the Operation Reconquista Discord because I wanted to see if I could get in and help them. It would be funny, I had my application pending. I got on the bus and walked off. I got in during the liturgy of the hours and was guided to the correct page. The liturgy of the hours was for Saint Ephrem the Syrian (c. 306 - June 9th, 373) as it’s his feast day today, he was one of the desert fathers who was responsible for writing down a lot. For the mass, the Ted Williams guy was there again sitting in the front left as usual. The mass went through as normal but shorter. The mass was offered for the repose of the souls in Purgatory. At the end of the mass, there was an announcement that the Archbishop and the two auxiliary bishops would be here on Thursday to consecrate the diocese to the Sacred Heart of Jesus. I left to go to the grocery store and buy a gallon of milk, generic brand cream soda, yellow kiwis, and milano coconut white chocolate. I took the bus home and for dinner, James the Great offered me some of his chicken and sweet potato he cooked. I had that plus green beans for dinner and he asked me if the sweet potato had a soapy taste because his half had it. I didn’t taste the soap at all. I played more Holdfast and then at 8:34pm I got a text from Kateri:
<Thank you for introducing me to your community. I really enjoy it and see myself making some good friends here. You are really sweet and have a great personality. But I want to be honest with you. I am not really feeling a connection. I don't want to lead you and and get your hopes up for something that isn't there.
I took a shower before posting my blogpost then uploading a news article from Fox news called: Presbyterian Church faces internal revolt after proposing clergy must be in monogamous relationships. With the second paragraph grabbing my attention:
<The Presbyterian Church (U.S.A.) is set to vote on the monogamy requirement at its General Assembly this summer in Milwaukee. The measure has sparked fierce debate and outrage from three official progressive church committees and polyamorous church groups, according to Religion News Service.
And there’s this 2 paragraphs later:
<The rule, submitted by the Sierra Blanca Presbytery, states that PC(USA) pastors must "display moral character" and, "if engaged in any relationship of a sexual nature, living in a monogamous one." The rule also asks the church to develop pastoral resources to help people leaving "polyamorous or polygamous situations."
Because it was submitted by Redeemed Zoomer, I think he’s smart for that and making cacaot lovers chimp out.

Song of the Day: We Do What We Want - Alan Fitzpatrick (2016)
 
June 10th, 2026: Interesting breakfast I had at 7:35am:
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I had no more eggs nor cereal but I did have milk and some leftover snacks that my godmother bought me. James the Greater got up and had breakfast. He himself ended up leaving later for the gym based on my guesses. I applied to only two jobs today sadly, I felt pretty lazy because of that but oh well I hate the jewb market and the H-1B virus. I played more Holdfast and waited until it was 12:00pm when I finished eating the dry fettuccine, I’m just like that. I browsed the news more and there’s more shit about Donald Trump and the Iran war continuing. I didn’t do any packing yet because I still got time. In terms of the news, some 30 year old Sudanese refugee named Hadi Alodid attacked, blinded, and nearly killed a 44 year old native named Stephen Ogilvie. And a lot of Loyalists are rioting, burning down migrant homes, some Irish right-wingers have joined them but a lot of former Irish Republican Army politicians are crying that the protestors are doing a heckling racism and hurting the fee-fees of the violent welfare leeches. As for the Operation Reconquista thing, some guy from the Southwestern United States was being friendly to me and invited me to the Episcopalian discord server with this
<We have our own discord server
The message request was pending and I never accepted it. I felt guilty doing that. I started on a job assessment task where I had to learn some new programming stuff, I had no idea how to even do most of it. I emptied and washed out the vacuum dust container and washed it out. But it started raining after I put the container out and it got wet. James got back and it dried up as I got dressed for men’s dinner and Eucharisitc adoration. I got in during the rain with Father Malachi there. I saw Sixes, Oriang, and another guy walking by but the two guys didn’t come in. Gerrardo arrived and there was a seminarian I’ve known for a while whom I will be calling Rehoboam. Rehoboam is 25 and he turns 26 on June 12th, I remember him saying that he’s from Wauwatosa previously, in fact he even formerly worked at the place I first worked at when I started this blog. There was also the Omahan here, who told us his 33rd birthday is July 20th. Tacos for the second week in a row. There was this guy from Syracuse whom I will be calling Jordan is 28, he told us that he converted to Catholicism after watching the Jimmy Akins vs Jordan B. Cooper debate during his 3rd year in Lutheran seminary and he realized how much agreement they had on the doctrine of justification. As Cooper was his professor for a while in seminary, he spent his spring break debating on what he should do and he left seminary and converted with his girlfriend. As he lived in Syracuse, New York then, he had to drive a long time to get to the Lutheran church he attended, especially one that wasn’t “affirming” of cacaotry. I went into mass and got in line for confession after this couple. My penance was to pray the Hail Mary prayer twice and the Our Father prayer twice. I spotted Nikki, Quinn, Quinci, Naomi, Teddy, and others there. I had the woman on the other side of my pew leave after adoration and I went to the grocery store for more food, I bought bananas, canned potatoes, and while I was looking at these giant watermelons for $8.99. This middle aged White woman said to me:
“First adoration and now giant watermelons.”
I found it funny, also there was this gigantic Black real woman shopping while I was. Plus the gem of the night: Johnsonville Dr. Pepper sausage:

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I just had to try it, I took the bus home and James said he’d find it interesting. I took a shower and then posted my blogpost before dozing off to sleep.

Song of the Day: God, We Praise You - Christopher M. Idle (1982)
 
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