Janny Election: Goot vs Cargo (or a Cargoist replacement)

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

the site's mascot will be goot's face if cargo wins btw if that matters

How kind of him

 

[شروما ابنة شروم]

the site's mascot will be a man's asshole if cargo wins btw if that matters

Cado.forum, Cados must be in every thread

 

[Idkchud]

gootists stay calm

 

[grimmki]

just so you know i can rape every gootist with ease problem gootist cuck?

 

[Idkchud]

just so you know i can rape every gootist with ease problem gootist cuck?

rape is safe edgy

 

[cirno.enthusiast 2]

Official cargoist anthem
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Spoiler: Lyrics

We're cargo cucks!
Oh Yeah, we're cargo cucks!
Like mares and having fun!
We don't give a fuck!

Shagging everypony we see!
We don't want Goot to win!
We vote cargo janny!
Cause we're all real women!

We're cargo cucks!
Oh Yeah, we're cargo cucks!
Like mares and having fun!
We don't give a fuck!

Taking over the shroom
from our cum filled room!
Derpy posters in the wall
We have no balls

We're cargo cucks!
Oh Yeah, we're cargo cucks!
Ruining the site!
Goot will receive a bite!
From us brony cucks!
We're cargo cucks

I think I should also post the other versions of this song that the AI generated

 

[grimmki]

rape is safe edgy

everything is le safe edgy
if you want me to do foodie larp just say so nusoi

 

[Idkchud]

@Goot will you add Reddit login integration when you become janny?

 

[absolutely not dino]

vote cargo for sexy mares board

vote goot for hmofa board

vote condolana for scat board

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

@Goot will you add Reddit login integration when you become janny?

>Goot.
>Add.
El-oh-el. noob actually fell for the meme. His entire sales-pitch thus far is solely focused on removing things. If you want features and additions, my poll option is right there.

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

vote cargo for sexy mares board

vote goot for hmofa board

vote condolana for scat board

If I could add any board to the site, it'd be /out/ with an /an/ sub-board.

 

[木制的尼尔森]

vote condolana for scat board

I'm voting condolana just for that

 

[DOLL AT WORK]

let doll decide voters are funny because they are just throwing their vote away

That's not very funny

 

[absolutely not dino]

@shipment whats your self insert supposed to be

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

@shipment whats your self insert supposed to be

Me, as in a caricature of my face drawn by @FartmingerFuckwadCheesest . Soyjak-wise? Never had one except for a single slopjak in 2024.

 

[grimmki]

That's not very funny

let doll decide is not funny anymore nusoi

 

[Idkchud]

@Goot should ban slopjaks it will save the site

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

let doll decide is not funny anymore nusoi

>Funny
I have never expressed nothing but sincerity in letting DOLL decide.

 

[DOLL AT WORK]

let doll decide is not funny anymore nusoi

It is the most serious and straight to the point choice on this poll. The people chose Steve last time, then they chose Imperator. Now its time to Get Real and stop monkeying around, and let a real man make the choices around here.

 

[Idkchud]

Doll lost btw