/APG/ - American Politics General

[modderola]

democracy is kuffar and should be outlawed, replaced by a theocratic state to ensure the best of society.
can we shroomGQDS vote for the democratic now that we’re politically educated and trans affirming?

 

[1876 o algo]

I don't care about any of this as long as Chicago gets kicked out of Illinois (unlikely)

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

I wish this was a joke
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She looks like an arrogant, pompous bitch

 

[Apeson]

She looks like an arrogant, pompous bitch
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Probably is too, anyways expect texas to be jeetified further.

 

[Apeson]

Also a lot of jewish shenanigans with states blocking ICE from operating are gonna start happening.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

I think you're forgetting the president's character is important as well. Yes, having a bad bedside manner but a great work ethic is better than vice versa, but he's an incredibly unlikeable person who was friends with a nonce until they had a falling out over a property dispute; he's talked about his own daughter in a sexual way; he met his current wife because of the nonce, and his son embarrassed himself during a rally, declaring Democrats want to turn the 17th state into the 51st state, and this guy not only represents the GOP but also the entirety of America. What do you think people are going to make of that?
Not that we're any better, given it took until Rupert Lowe for a proper inquiry on migrant rape gangs, because the government couldn't be arsed to fund it themselves, as they're protecting these deplorables.

But then you get into the external, personal, and important factors, like you've mentioned. Groceries and gas, housing prices, and the war with Iran and I'm not surprised it was a landslide.

I feel like a lot of people were rooting for Trump because he wasn't likeable or particularly clean-cut, but that only really works if a. you're an underdog candidate (2016, arguably 2024 too but that's mostly because the DNC had no clue what to do) or b. things are going fairly well (like in his first term).

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

IMO I don't think taking care of Iran is necessarily a bad idea, but the execution of it has been rather poor. We killed their leader. Now what? Their country can now just run with some shadow government and their clitty leaking is causing oil prices to go up.
I'm assuming the idea was that the Iranians would take this moment to go rise up and overthrow the government, but clearly they don't care enough to do so

America:
>Education is learning! Here's a photo of our new right-wing icon, Anakant Skyfarter
Also America:
>Mojtaba "Darth Vader" Khamenei

 

[Apeson]

don't worry bros the gop won the most important governor seat of all.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

don't worry bros the gop won the most important governor seat of all.
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My president :)

 

[Idkchud]

Kill Americans. Behead Americans. Roundhouse kick an American into the concrete. Slam dunk an American baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Americans. Launch Americans into the sun. Stir fry Americans in a wok. Toss Americans into active volcanoes. Urinate into an American's gas tank. Judo throw Americans into a wood chipper. Twist Americans heads off. Report Americans to the IRS. Karate chop Americans in half. Curb stomp pregnant Americans. Trap Americans in quicksand. Crush Americans in the trash compactor. Liquefy Americans in a vat of acid. Eat Americans. Dissect Americans. Exterminate Americans in the gas chamber. Stomp American skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Americans in the oven. Lobotomize Americans. Mandatory abortions for Americans. Grind Americans fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Americans in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Americans with a ray gun. Kick old Americans down the stairs. Feed Americans to alligators. Slice Americans with a katana.

 

[cirno.enthusiast 3]

Who knew that blaspheming against Christ and sucking up to liars that hate him would bring bad results? I hope the GOP recovers past Trump in the next two years.

 

[cirno.enthusiast 3]

Kill Americans. Behead Americans. Roundhouse kick an American into the concrete. Slam dunk an American baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Americans. Launch Americans into the sun. Stir fry Americans in a wok. Toss Americans into active volcanoes. Urinate into an American's gas tank. Judo throw Americans into a wood chipper. Twist Americans heads off. Report Americans to the IRS. Karate chop Americans in half. Curb stomp pregnant Americans. Trap Americans in quicksand. Crush Americans in the trash compactor. Liquefy Americans in a vat of acid. Eat Americans. Dissect Americans. Exterminate Americans in the gas chamber. Stomp American skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Americans in the oven. Lobotomize Americans. Mandatory abortions for Americans. Grind Americans fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Americans in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Americans with a ray gun. Kick old Americans down the stairs. Feed Americans to alligators. Slice Americans with a katana.

Don't get too spergy right now. Isn't there an election going on in your country right about now?

 

[Goot(1)]

>Kill Americans. Behead Americans. Roundhouse kick an American into the concrete. Slam dunk an American baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Americans. Launch Americans into the sun. Stir fry Americans in a wok. Toss Americans into active volcanoes. Urinate into an American's gas tank. Judo throw Americans into a wood chipper. Twist Americans heads off. Report Americans to the IRS. Karate chop Americans in half. Curb stomp pregnant Americans. Trap Americans in quicksand. Crush Americans in the trash compactor. Liquefy Americans in a vat of acid. Eat Americans. Dissect Americans. Exterminate Americans in the gas chamber. Stomp American skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Americans in the oven. Lobotomize Americans. Mandatory abortions for Americans. Grind Americans fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Americans in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Americans with a ray gun. Kick old Americans down the stairs. Feed Americans to alligators. Slice Americans with a katana.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

America:
>Education is learning! Here's a photo of our new right-wing icon, Anakant Skyfarter
Also America:
>Mojtaba "Darth Vader" Khamenei
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The Anakin Skywalkerposting is so cringe, literally Elliot Rodger tier larping

 

[Idkchud]

>>Kill Americans. Behead Americans. Roundhouse kick an American into the concrete. Slam dunk an American baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Americans. Launch Americans into the sun. Stir fry Americans in a wok. Toss Americans into active volcanoes. Urinate into an American's gas tank. Judo throw Americans into a wood chipper. Twist Americans heads off. Report Americans to the IRS. Karate chop Americans in half. Curb stomp pregnant Americans. Trap Americans in quicksand. Crush Americans in the trash compactor. Liquefy Americans in a vat of acid. Eat Americans. Dissect Americans. Exterminate Americans in the gas chamber. Stomp American skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Americans in the oven. Lobotomize Americans. Mandatory abortions for Americans. Grind Americans fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Americans in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Americans with a ray gun. Kick old Americans down the stairs. Feed Americans to alligators. Slice Americans with a katana.

Don't get too spergy right now. Isn't there an election going on in your country right about now?

Yeah and it's terrible as well. Luxon might as well be going on personal dates with Modi and Hipkins is the usual Keynesian social democrat who lived in academia and did literally nothing during his previous reign.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Yeah and it's terrible as well. Luxon might as well be going on personal dates with Modi and Hipkins is the usual Keynesian social democrat who lived in academia and did literally nothing during his previous reign.

I thought in New Zealand elections, you guys only had the option of picking between Mā or Ree?

 

[Goot(1)]

 

[1876 o algo]

Kek Nebraska has an independent leading the race

 

[Goot(1)]

Kek Nebraska has an independent leading the race

republicans? democrats? step aside.
we just found the best party EVER.

 

[1876 o algo]

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republicans? democrats? step aside.
we just found the best party EVER.

This made me giggle