Autobiography of onzi

I'm bored as fuck right now

 

[Onzikin]

Installed clover pit recently. Having a lot of fun, perfect for the biggest gambler of the shroom

 

[Onzikin]

Went to outback today and ate mac 'n cheese and some ribs. Was good

 

[Onzikin]

Had a small existential crisis and now I feel kinda bad for acting like a dummy on this website so often lol

 

[_73]

Had a small existential crisis and now I feel kinda bad for acting like a dummy on this website so often lol

I dont regret anything I ever did/said on this site because youre all a bunch of dummyed soynoobs that can go fuck yourselves lmao

 

[Onzikin]

I'm perfectly capable of being a good user, I just choose not to cause I find it funny to act dummyed, kinda like intrusive thoughts but I always act upon them cause there's barely any repercussions

 

[Onzikin]

I'm more self aware than you might think, I know the ribbon shit is ridiculous but I can't let the joke pass on even if it makes me look worse in the process. I kinda hope one day we might randomly bump into each other irl and start chatting without knowing who we were on the shroom. That to me would be the most amusing twist of fate lmao.

 

[Garf]

I'm more self aware than you might think, I know the ribbon shit is ridiculous but I can't let the joke pass on even if it makes me look worse in the process. I kinda hope one day we might randomly bump into each other irl and start chatting without knowing who we were on the shroom. That to me would be the most amusing twist of fate lmao.

is this a joke

 

[Onzikin]

is this a joke

Yeah.

 

[Onzikin]

is this a joke

Of fucking course I don't have a crush on ribbon and would never expect to get anything out of an online relationship, let alone someone I know jack shit about. I only know ribbon the shroom user, not Amanda, Carla, Camila, Julia, whatever her real name is.
All that I would want is to have an autistic girl to chat with me about snca and internet stuff, maybe even make art together, and I recognize the only way to have that is by getting a girlfriend. But this isn't all relationships are about, and sure isn't enought to actually love someone. Do you have to spell it out any more clearly to anyone? Even if me ribbon were in an online relationship I would dump her instantly the moment I found a girl I actually loved irl.

 

[Onzikin]

And one more thing: Why do any of you noobs take this seriously? Do you not know what site you're on? Do you guys really believe I wanna have sex with pooners? This site is not an extension of my life and will never be, and the way I act here is not even close to the way I act irl. Onzikn would be me if I had no shame, no charisma, no self-respect and no dignity. So sorry for acting like a caricature for laughs on the soysphere, the place where the whole humor is centered around this.
Thanks for making me state the obvious.

 

[_73]

And one more thing: Why do any of you noobs take this seriously? Do you not know what site you're on? Do you guys really believe I wanna have sex with pooners? This site is not an extension of my life and will never be, and the way I act here is not even close to the way I act irl. Onzikn would be me if I had no shame, no charisma, no self-respect and no dignity. So sorry for acting like a caricature for laughs on the soysphere, the place where the whole humor is centered around this.
Thanks for making me state the obvious.

Blud its funny to make fun of you

 

[Onzikin]

Blud its funny to make fun of you

No prob. I just suspect a few of the people here aren't baiting and indeed take the shitflinging here seriously.

 

[Onzikin]

I spend most of my day being fine alone until I randomly start thinking of women during the night and getting flustered. That's where my bad moments on this forum come from. How do I cure myself?

 

[Garf]

I spend most of my day being fine alone until I randomly start thinking of women during the night and getting flustered. That's where my bad moments on this forum come from. How do I cure myself?

by getting a girlfriend

 

[Onzikin]

by getting a girlfriend

That's exactly the reason I get to think of women in the first place. I wish to find a girl as soon as possible to become normal again. There's a point where you get so desperate you start falling in love with mentally ill girls on a soyboy forum, it doesn't help that my aspergers makes me hyperfocus on these things.

 

[Garf]

That's exactly the reason I get to think of women in the first place. I wish to find a girl as soon as possible to become normal again. There's a point where you get so desperate you start falling in love with mentally ill girls on a soyboy forum, it doesn't help that my aspergers makes me hyperfocus on these things.

i relate to this

 

[Onzikin]

i relate to this

It's sad really. In an ideal world you x chris and me x rib would be the biggest powercouples in soysphere history since Meursault and Soyteen Liker.

 

[Garf]

It's sad really. In an ideal world you x chris and me x rib would be the biggest powercouples in soysphere history since Meursault and Soyteen Liker.

this will happen soon dont worry

 

[_73]

It's sad really. In an ideal world you x chris and me x rib would be the biggest powercouples in soysphere history since Meursault and Soyteen Liker.

Kill yourseeeeeeeelllllfffff youre making my clitty leeeeeaaaaaaakkk

 

[Onzikin]

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Kill yourseeeeeeeelllllfffff youre making my clitty leeeeeaaaaaaakkk

I'm cringe and proud or whatever the tumblrinas said