>While these Soyjacks were originally created by rightist circles such as 4chan and such, they've… changed, a bit. Some people started growing attached to the cartoons and made various edits of the soyjacks in different, weird situations such as dancing, or soyjack edits that seem to be parodying something that doesn't exist, or soyjacks with fruit in their heads. One of such edits is the picture you see of two soyjacks just kind of hanging out with eachother, with no offensive background that I know of.
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Autobiography of onzi

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I'm more self aware than you might think, I know the ribbon shit is ridiculous but I can't let the joke pass on even if it makes me look worse in the process. I kinda hope one day we might randomly bump into each other irl and start chatting without knowing who we were on the shroom. That to me would be the most amusing twist of fate lmao.
 
Onzikn said:
I'm more self aware than you might think, I know the ribbon shit is ridiculous but I can't let the joke pass on even if it makes me look worse in the process. I kinda hope one day we might randomly bump into each other irl and start chatting without knowing who we were on the shroom. That to me would be the most amusing twist of fate lmao.
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is this a joke
 
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is this a joke
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Of fucking course I don't have a crush on ribbon and would never expect to get anything out of an online relationship, let alone someone I know jack shit about. I only know ribbon the shroom user, not Amanda, Carla, Camila, Julia, whatever her real name is.
All that I would want is to have an autistic girl to chat with me about snca and internet stuff, maybe even make art together, and I recognize the only way to have that is by getting a girlfriend. But this isn't all relationships are about, and sure isn't enought to actually love someone. Do you have to spell it out any more clearly to anyone? Even if me ribbon were in an online relationship I would dump her instantly the moment I found a girl I actually loved irl.
 
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And one more thing: Why do any of you noobs take this seriously? Do you not know what site you're on? Do you guys really believe I wanna have sex with pooners? This site is not an extension of my life and will never be, and the way I act here is not even close to the way I act irl. Onzikn would be me if I had no shame, no charisma, no self-respect and no dignity. So sorry for acting like a caricature for laughs on the soysphere, the place where the whole humor is centered around this.
Thanks for making me state the obvious.
 
Onzikn said:
And one more thing: Why do any of you noobs take this seriously? Do you not know what site you're on? Do you guys really believe I wanna have sex with pooners? This site is not an extension of my life and will never be, and the way I act here is not even close to the way I act irl. Onzikn would be me if I had no shame, no charisma, no self-respect and no dignity. So sorry for acting like a caricature for laughs on the soysphere, the place where the whole humor is centered around this.
Thanks for making me state the obvious.
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Blud its funny to make fun of you
 
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by getting a girlfriend
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That's exactly the reason I get to think of women in the first place. I wish to find a girl as soon as possible to become normal again. There's a point where you get so desperate you start falling in love with mentally ill girls on a soyboy forum, it doesn't help that my aspergers makes me hyperfocus on these things.
 
Onzikn said:
That's exactly the reason I get to think of women in the first place. I wish to find a girl as soon as possible to become normal again. There's a point where you get so desperate you start falling in love with mentally ill girls on a soyboy forum, it doesn't help that my aspergers makes me hyperfocus on these things.
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i relate to this
 

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