CHOOSE YOUR OWN SHROOMVENTURE

[DOLL]

sit your shroomy ass down and listen

Shroomy sits down and almost kills a couple goblins in the process. He says "Shiet mang I dont be knowin' things wuz all like that my bad dawg". The goblins wheel in a big chalk board and one of them says "THIS IS GOBORIOS, THE SMARTEST GOBLIN! HE TEACH YOU!"
Goborios begins scaling the chalk board and start writing several rules to follow on goblin culture. Shroomy is given a large bag of "GOBBO POP KERNALS" and watches the goblin teacher write. Shroomy can only guess what he is writing, but he is enjoying the show regardless. What should Shroomy do next?​

 

[Sloppyjakky]

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Shroomy sits down and almost kills a couple goblins in the process. He says "Shiet mang I dont be knowin' things wuz all like that my bad dawg". The goblins wheel in a big chalk board and one of them says "THIS IS GOBORIOS, THE SMARTEST GOBLIN! HE TEACH YOU!"
Goborios begins scaling the chalk board and start writing several rules to follow on goblin culture. Shroomy is given a large bag of "GOBBO POP KERNALS" and watches the goblin teacher write. Shroomy can only guess what he is writing, but he is enjoying the show regardless. What should Shroomy do next?​

fat loudly

 

[Idkchud]

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Shroomy sits down and almost kills a couple goblins in the process. He says "Shiet mang I dont be knowin' things wuz all like that my bad dawg". The goblins wheel in a big chalk board and one of them says "THIS IS GOBORIOS, THE SMARTEST GOBLIN! HE TEACH YOU!"
Goborios begins scaling the chalk board and start writing several rules to follow on goblin culture. Shroomy is given a large bag of "GOBBO POP KERNALS" and watches the goblin teacher write. Shroomy can only guess what he is writing, but he is enjoying the show regardless. What should Shroomy do next?​

start stroking your dih

 

[Sloppyjakky]

start stroking your dih

>farting and stroking ur cock

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

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Shroomy sits down and almost kills a couple goblins in the process. He says "Shiet mang I dont be knowin' things wuz all like that my bad dawg". The goblins wheel in a big chalk board and one of them says "THIS IS GOBORIOS, THE SMARTEST GOBLIN! HE TEACH YOU!"
Goborios begins scaling the chalk board and start writing several rules to follow on goblin culture. Shroomy is given a large bag of "GOBBO POP KERNALS" and watches the goblin teacher write. Shroomy can only guess what he is writing, but he is enjoying the show regardless. What should Shroomy do next?​

Kill them

 

[nobeidore]

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Shroomy sits down and almost kills a couple goblins in the process. He says "Shiet mang I dont be knowin' things wuz all like that my bad dawg". The goblins wheel in a big chalk board and one of them says "THIS IS GOBORIOS, THE SMARTEST GOBLIN! HE TEACH YOU!"
Goborios begins scaling the chalk board and start writing several rules to follow on goblin culture. Shroomy is given a large bag of "GOBBO POP KERNALS" and watches the goblin teacher write. Shroomy can only guess what he is writing, but he is enjoying the show regardless. What should Shroomy do next?​

tell them "ya kucha aurr, we wuz kangs here n shieet, ay em yarr kang n shieet"

 

[angkar]

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Shroomy sits down and almost kills a couple goblins in the process. He says "Shiet mang I dont be knowin' things wuz all like that my bad dawg". The goblins wheel in a big chalk board and one of them says "THIS IS GOBORIOS, THE SMARTEST GOBLIN! HE TEACH YOU!"
Goborios begins scaling the chalk board and start writing several rules to follow on goblin culture. Shroomy is given a large bag of "GOBBO POP KERNALS" and watches the goblin teacher write. Shroomy can only guess what he is writing, but he is enjoying the show regardless. What should Shroomy do next?​

sperg out and throw the bag at goborios/chalk board

 

[jim🅱️о]

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Shroomy sits down and almost kills a couple goblins in the process. He says "Shiet mang I dont be knowin' things wuz all like that my bad dawg". The goblins wheel in a big chalk board and one of them says "THIS IS GOBORIOS, THE SMARTEST GOBLIN! HE TEACH YOU!"
Goborios begins scaling the chalk board and start writing several rules to follow on goblin culture. Shroomy is given a large bag of "GOBBO POP KERNALS" and watches the goblin teacher write. Shroomy can only guess what he is writing, but he is enjoying the show regardless. What should Shroomy do next?​

complain that the rules are too complicated

 

[catjakker]

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Shroomy sits down and almost kills a couple goblins in the process. He says "Shiet mang I dont be knowin' things wuz all like that my bad dawg". The goblins wheel in a big chalk board and one of them says "THIS IS GOBORIOS, THE SMARTEST GOBLIN! HE TEACH YOU!"
Goborios begins scaling the chalk board and start writing several rules to follow on goblin culture. Shroomy is given a large bag of "GOBBO POP KERNALS" and watches the goblin teacher write. Shroomy can only guess what he is writing, but he is enjoying the show regardless. What should Shroomy do next?​

get up and start drawing on the walls using your shit

 

[DOLL]

get up and start drawing on the walls using your shit

Since Shroomy is outside, he take a shit in his pants, pulls it out, and starts drawing on the road leading through the village.

The goblins immediately cover their noses and are horrified to see Shroomy drawing with his own shit. Some vomit, some run for their lives, some seek shelter in the big tent. All of them are fearful of what sort of deity spawned Shroomy. With the village effectively under his new and unlovable leadership, what will Shroomy do next?​

 

[Apeson]

Since Shroomy is outside, he take a shit in his pants, pulls it out, and starts drawing on the road leading through the village.
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The goblins immediately cover their noses and are horrified to see Shroomy drawing with his own shit. Some vomit, some run for their lives, some seek shelter in the big tent. All of them are fearful of what sort of deity spawned Shroomy. With the village effectively under his new and unlovable leadership, what will Shroomy do next?​

Declare George Floyd Carmelo Anthony the village's new deity and force the population to take the knee in solidarity with kangs.

 

[Idkchud]

Since Shroomy is outside, he take a shit in his pants, pulls it out, and starts drawing on the road leading through the village.
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The goblins immediately cover their noses and are horrified to see Shroomy drawing with his own shit. Some vomit, some run for their lives, some seek shelter in the big tent. All of them are fearful of what sort of deity spawned Shroomy. With the village effectively under his new and unlovable leadership, what will Shroomy do next?​

ask for reparations because shroomy wuz kangs n sheit

 

[supersage]

Since Shroomy is outside, he take a shit in his pants, pulls it out, and starts drawing on the road leading through the village.
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The goblins immediately cover their noses and are horrified to see Shroomy drawing with his own shit. Some vomit, some run for their lives, some seek shelter in the big tent. All of them are fearful of what sort of deity spawned Shroomy. With the village effectively under his new and unlovable leadership, what will Shroomy do next?​

Call in the IDF and shoot all of these antisemetic goblins for spreading their genocidal agenda, wanting to punish an innocent Jewish man for simply practicing his faith.

 

[coalburner]

Call Kevin Gates

 

[CX2]

have sex incel

 

[DOLL]

Tomorrow for sure

 

[Idkchud]

Tomorrow for sure

what

 

[DOLL]

Declare George Floyd Carmelo Anthony the village's new deity and force the population to take the knee in solidarity with kangs.

Shroomy has an idea! He creates an effigy of twigs, mud, and shit to commemorate Carmelo Anthony as the new village deity. "Alrite yall come out an pay reparashins to me an Carmelo, he yo new God an shiet" Shroomy bellows. None of the goblins come out of their homes, still terrified of this freakish creature who has entered their lands. What will Shroomy do next?​

 

[Apeson]

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Shroomy has an idea! He creates an effigy of twigs, mud, and shit to commemorate Carmelo Anthony as the new village deity. "Alrite yall come out an pay reparashins to me an Carmelo, he yo new God an shiet" Shroomy bellows. None of the goblins come out of their homes, still terrified of this freakish creature who has entered their lands. What will Shroomy do next?​

Set up a NGO to import millions of Africans into the village.

 

[Perfect Pepsilord]

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Shroomy has an idea! He creates an effigy of twigs, mud, and shit to commemorate Carmelo Anthony as the new village deity. "Alrite yall come out an pay reparashins to me an Carmelo, he yo new God an shiet" Shroomy bellows. None of the goblins come out of their homes, still terrified of this freakish creature who has entered their lands. What will Shroomy do next?​

Call his BLM buddies to have a fiery but mostly peaceful protest