Confession

[Goot]

goot mass psychosis

How about goot-motivated mass suicide of you cacaots

 

[supersage]

How about goot-motivated mass suicide of you cacaots

for rule purposes dont actually kill yourselves guys

 

[Goot]

for rule purposes dont actually kill yourselves guys

For rule purposes kill yourselves guys

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

for rule purposes dont actually kill yourselves guys

For rule purposes kill yourselves guys

>You can't tell me what to do!
<I just did
>Oh, okay
A suicide pact of one

Anyway, is Goot a subconscious or a domconscious?

 

[supersage]

>You can't tell me what to do!
<I just did
>Oh, okay
A suicide pact of one

Anyway, is Goot a subconscious or a domconscious?

he appears whenever i take too much lsd.... and the goot is unleashed

 

[Goot]

he appears whenever i take too much lsd.... and the goot is unleashed

Druggie slop

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Druggie slop

Bam-a-lam woah crack baby, bam-a-lam woah crack baby

Born in a crack den, bam-a-lam, the damn thing gone high
Baby white as snow, bam-a-lam, xis parents are on the go

Bam-a-lam woah crack baby, bam-a-lam woah crack baby

 

[supersage]

oo ee oo ah ah walla walla bing bang
oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla bing bang!

 

[jolttrz]

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It was me, yes me who ran @Goot all along, it was a social experiment to see how long I could get away with being a cringey sperg on the site, I'm not the one from the schlog, I sniped his name and had my friend run it until August last year when I took over.

>are you actually dutch?
No I'm German, my family comes from the Congo, my picture is AI generated.

>why reveal this?
I felt immensely guilty becoming a trusted head janny while also being the persona of Goot.

>are you actually flvffeeler88?
No, but I decided to heavily play into it, I won't reveal who runs it though.


I hope you all can forgive me for doing some mist-tier samecacaing.

how come the goot account joined on 4/21 while your account joined on 6/12

I never really cared about soyjaks but my friend got tired of running the account so I had to make a main account here too, to not ruin the persona, and also to add some good old fashioned samecaca dialogue/artificial arguments

@G00T

Added some more stuff some users asked me in DMs:

>Do you actually goon to furry porn?
No. I do however use the vooey and fooey.

>Who was toniylijani then?
Largely me, occasionally my friend who ran it, both on the booru and here.

>Will you remain janny?
Yes, Gootists will stay in control.

>Show us proof
I already made arrangements with a certain user on soybooru to sell the account in exchange for boorubux, under the condition he never posts rulebreaking content. So ironicially enough, you *MIGHT* see the real Goot from now on

>Do you actually hate @cargo?
No, MLP is aryan.

I believe this

You're so genuinely unfunny it's insane

this would have baited me if i wasn't playing gartic phone with this furry dummy a few months ago

stop samecacaing your own thread cuz

Sorry I'll stop

goot mass psychosis

All me btw

 

[Chloroform]

Tfw you bout to get a Goot Fatigue

 

[OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten]

he appears whenever i take too much lsd.... and the goot is unleashed

goot is my alter ego

 

[shekel]

Goot pushed me to suicide. This is my suicide note and my last ever post on this site.
You have blood on your hands.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Goot pushed me to suicide. This is my suicide note and my last ever post on this site.
You have blood on your hands.

See you tomorrow

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Goot pushed me to suicide. This is my suicide note and my last ever post on this site.
You have blood on your hands.

Look at what you've done @Goot and also @Goot.

SHAME!

SHAME!!!!!!

 

[supersage]

Look at what you've done @Goot and also @Goot.

SHAME!

SHAME!!!!!!

sorry i was jerking it to jolteon flvff gemmies what happened

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

sorry i was jerking it to jolteon flvff gemmies what happened

No harm, no flvff

 

[Lateral]

sorry i was jerking it to jolteon flvff gemmies what happened

@supersage doctoooos zoophilic statement ban xim now doctooos

 

[Lateral]

@supersage doctoooos zoophilic statement ban xim now doctooos

Why isnt his account showing up? Did Goot kill him?

 

[supersage]

@supersage doctoooos zoophilic statement ban xim now doctooos

ethical ANTHRO flvff gemmies actually

 

[supersage]

Why isnt his account showing up? Did Goot kill him?

yea